Let's Play Touhoumon: World Link!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by MiraMirror, Feb 16, 2011.

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    The land of Gensokyo is inhabited with an abundance of "Boneka", created by one "Alice Margatroid". The border, which normally prevents the two worlds from crossing, has weakened, allowing a few humans to cross through to Gensokyo! Traverse the wilds of Gensokyo to figure out what's wrong, and more importantly, get home!

    Let's start this thing! >o<

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    Well, at least he's polite. But, uh....who are you?
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    Well, as the genius has been so kind to mention, he's Professor Birch~
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    Awww, it looks cute! :3
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    So the world is filled with little girls?
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    ...But...But I'm a boy...
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    ...You caught that, right? Boy? B-O-Y! BOOOOOOOOOY.
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    Oh, that sounds-Wait... MIND-BREAKING? I....I don't like the sound of that. >_<
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    Yay?
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    Not really, I just stood there. For hours. ALONE. Thanks, MOM.
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    This is...mediocre. You couldn't have sprung for the mansion, hmm?
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    ....That doesn't make me feel any better about my sister dying. ;-;
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    *Obligatory "It's okay"*
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    ....I don't like the sound of this.
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    Oh you know, just some random person coming into your house as I please.
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    LET'S GO MEET HER! =o
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    ...You're mean. ;-;
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    Well, pleased to meet you! :3
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    ...You mean that weirdo who spends the whole day in his "laboratory" studying?...
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    Wait, what? Why are you stuttering?!
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    ....WHY AM I THE ONLY STRAIGHT GIRL IN GENSOKYO!? *Rage*
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    Yeeeeeeeeah, no. *Leaves*
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    FINE.
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    ....So, let me get this straight...
    You spend...all day in your laboratory, "studying" these little girls that you keep around you in these strange, high-tech balls? And now you want me to use a girl to save you?
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    You're terrible.
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    Which one will I choose?
    That's up to you~
    CKurumi, the Vampire Boneka
    CEllen, the Gatekeeper Boneka
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    CLuize, the Makai Boneka

    CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE by tomorrow morning. :3
     
  2. CEllen :)
     
  3. Well, the majority voted for CEllen, so I'll continue this tonight, and post another up ^^
     
  4. Very interesting!
     
  5. Previously, on Let's Play!

    Miru became a tomboyish girl because this is Gensokyo, which also happens to be infested with Boneka!
    (S)he hears rumors of a strange shut-in who studies little chibi girls in his laboratory all day, and finds him absent from his lab! What's this?
    A cry for help in the distance?!
    Come on, Lassy!
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    The majority of Iwaku members chose CElly, so that's who I picked!

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    Okay, okay, stop right here.
    *That's* what was chasing you? THAT?! I SHOULD SLAP YOU. If I knew what you did, I would've let her jab you repeatedly with that umbrella of hers, you jerk. >=x
    Anyway. >_>
    That's CKogasa, and she's a Ghost Type Boneka. Soooo let's attack her! Because I ain't afraid of no ghost!
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    ...Wow, that was effective. ._.'
    One more Pursuit later....~
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    You mean you were watching an underaged girl in the grass and she caught you. ...I don't like you.
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    Actually, I think I rescued *her* from you.
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    So she's a pervert, too. Lovely. And she likes me, apparently. GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT.
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    I said no. I really did. ;-;
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    =o
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    See all those cases? All of those play music. THERE ARE THREE FLOORS OF THESE. THIS IS MY HEAVEN. ;u;
    3-4 hours later.....
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    Yes, so walking the grass makes these Boneka pop up. This is a very basic one, CSunnymilk. Nothing special. ^^
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    Potion, GET!
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    This is CEllen, and...she's actually pretty strong for a beginning Boneka. =x Confusion. That is all. ;-;
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    CNazrin. She's...pathetic. =.=
    Anyway~TRAINING!
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    Also, I'll be naming them after RP/Iwaku people. So keep a lookout for *your* name. =P
    This is Shini, the name of one of Piro's characters. ^^
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    Yes, that's Shini. :3
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    ....My creepy stalker person's back. ;_;
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    Ohai. <.< >.>
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    Bu...Bu...But...You'll never achieve your dream of being friends with all the Boneka like this!
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    *Cue amazing battle music*
    Awww, it's so cute! And the first rule of Gensokyo: The cuter it is, the deadlier. KILL EEEEEET.
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    I think I would've lost without this move. ._.''
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    ...So he *is* watching me. LEAVE ME ALONE! ;_;
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    ...Yeah, *sure*.
    And now, time to catch some Boneka!
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    Yes, I named her Saki. You can't tell me that doesn't remind you of Sakura. XD
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    ...I forgot to name her. ;-;
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    Yes, this is Shadow Ike. The Umbrella Girl. WIN.
    Aaaaand now....TIME TO GRIND.
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    Sooooo now Saki's a "Piromaniac"....Lame joke is lame.
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    This thing trolled me, I swear. >_> Kept popping up when I was training.
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    Eh, Water type. :3
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    Finally caught her. >_> She only knows Teleport, so it's more or less a one-turn opportunity.
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    This is Loveless. I dunno why, I just thought of her with this thing. XD Maybe because she's so smart. @_@
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    Electric~
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    NOU, I TELEPORT FIRST.
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    DONE. ._.'' I'll try to make this shorter in the future. But the first grinding session *is* always the longest. ^^;
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    Well, you should've told me you were weak, so we're even. >_>
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    .... ..... .... ....?
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    WELL. That was sudden.
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    And that was even more sudden. o_o'' Critical hit Triple Kick for the win. @_@
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    Yays, another level up~
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    THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
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    What?
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    Miku Hatsune? That Vocaloid? ....Oh, how the fanboys will scream.
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    Oh, you're going to use more underaged girls? WHY ARE YOU ALL SO TERRIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
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    Next episode!
    ...MORE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
     
  6. Ha-ha. I found this wonderfully amusing. Thanks for sharing.
     
  7. BTW, Miro-mon, where can I find this? And which one is me? -^^-
     
  8. XD I guess I'ma girl now
     
  9. Ah, I have the direct RAR files for the emulator *and* the ROM, so just send me a PM or add me on MSN, and I'll be happy to transfer them to you. ^^

    nekomiru91@hotmail.com

    Just be sure to add a comment if you add me, so I know who it is. I keep getting requests from people I don't know. >_>

    And I haven't found one suited for you quiiiiiiiiiiiiite yet. =P
     
  10. Coolios. BTW, what's a good Emu for this? Right now, the only Emu I have is for the N64. Eh, I'll ask again in the PM.
     
  11. Visualboy advance. The site for this romhack is pretty easy to find with a google seach.
     
  12. Pretty funny man.

    I know now....now I know.
     
  13. LAST TIME! ON TOUHOUMON Z!

    I caught some Iwaku members! >u<
    Some random people challenged me to illegal cockfights involving underaged girls
    A random girl gave me a free underaged girl, who's apparently in a box now!
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    No sooner do I get into town....
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    Oh my gosh, yes I am! How'd you know?
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    ...As if the giant "GYM" on the sign didn't explain tha-
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    ....THANKS AGAIN, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Well, I might as well go inside this place. =.=
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    ...Daddeh!
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    Hey, this is father/son/daughter bonding time, WHO ARE YOU?!
    Wait...are....are you cheating on me? You...you....you adopted? ;_; And now you're giving away underaged girls? Is that what you did to me?
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    ...You're terrible, too. ALL OF YOU.
    *After he catches a little girl, I am abandoned by my dad, AGAIN*
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    Good for you. ^^;
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    ^o^ *Named later*
    And now...THE FOREST OF DARK MAGIC. ;_;
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    ...That's not a bug
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    Thaaaaaat's not a bug, either.
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    NOT A BUG!
    Do you hear me, sir? Do you understand me? THAT'S A LITTLE GIRL. NOT. A. BUG.
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    Okay, for the record, I didn't mess with you, you jerk. Get it right.
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    Wriggle!

    Journal Entry 25: I've been stuck in this forest for....I've lost track, actually. I...I don't think I'll survive this. The girls, they're...all around me...I can't find my way around...I think...I'm going to die here. So, this is my last will. I leave this little girl, should she survive, to my mom, and my other earthly possessions to-....Oh, wait. I just had to turn left here. SCREW YOU, MOM! Ha, to think I was- OMGWTFBBQSAUCE
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    Gah...I...had to invoke the black magic...
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    I'm flattered, but you realize I'm a boy, ri-
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    ...Are you hitting on me?
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    Thank....you?
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    YAY! :D
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    ...Awww. D:
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    She...she killed Diana. ;_;
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    WELL, excuse meeeeeeeeeee.
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    ....Wait, what?....
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    Yes, this is Diana. >=3
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    This is Corvus.
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    And this is Sho. >=3
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    Isabella, hiding in his bucket of drugs soltiude FLOWERS.
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    WHERE WERE YOU RAISED????
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    Noooo! I *just* wanted to pass by you! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?! ;-;
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    I HAVE THE POPSTAR VOCALOID IN MY BOX. YOU WILL ANSWER MY DEMANDS.
    The man I saved gave me the equivalent of cellphone service.
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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    I thought I told you to STOP STALKING ME. What part of "Fifty feet away at all times" don't you understand?
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    Is this your idea of small talk? "Oh, I watched two girls beat each other up for sport today!"

    One beating and another trip through the cursed forest later~
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    Okay, I don't like how happy you sound about that...
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    ...I'm hearing voices in my head, this can't be good.
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    ...There's apparently NO privacy in Gensokyo. Lovely.
    I received a call from Jerry Springer later that day. >_>
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    This is Megane. YARLY.
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    This is Maggie.
    On a somewhat-related note... What kind of parents let their boy/girl wander around alone in a cave with vicious demons summoned with blood contracts? At this point, I'm actually HOPING I'm adopted.
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    ....I. AM. NOT.YOUR.ERRAND. BOY. ..../GIRL.
    *One excrutiating walk later*
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    DAMNIT! EVERY TIME! EVERY TIME I GO TO A MUSEUM!

    Anyway.... >_>

    GRINDING TIME!
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    AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.....
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    ZOMG.


    BACK TO TRAINING!

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    Brief encounter with him ends with a broken heart.
    AND THEN...
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    O_O Wow, Saki... ._.''
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    And then I confirmed a theory I had.
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    So it's true! THEY FEED OFF OF MY MISERY. ._.

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    I CALL UPON THE DARK FORCES.

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    What are you talking about?! I JUST TALKED WITH YOU A FEW PARAGRAPHS AGO, YOU PSYCHO!
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    ...You see, this is why you don't have any friends.
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    Her Touhoumon tried flirting during the fight. >_>
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    You've got some nerve! GO. AWAY. NOW.
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    Well, that's nice of y-....WHAT'S THE CATCH?
    *One picture later*

    I am...SO sorry, Shini.

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    This is Zy. ^^
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    Why does everyone keep following ME?!

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    That fight...was a nightmare. >_>
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    I reunited two lovers. PRIZE, GET!
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    ...Sho has been biting little girls for about 20 minutes now. Yes, really.
    And he made this one flinch and hide in the corner while he was biting her. Sho, you're terrible. ;_;
    I haven't slept in SO LONG. I'm scared that he'll start biting me and kill me in my sleep. T_T

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    I'm...going to die.
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    Okay, she looks impressive, admit it.
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    I forgot who this one was. =x
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    GRUMPY! She's always drunk, he has a high tolerance! PERFECT. ^^
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    This is Angl. :3
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    It took me 4 orbs to catch it. This is one of the few BOYS in Gensokyo.
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    Also, this is Rory.
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    A Note To People Unfamiliar with Poke'mon

    HP
    Attack
    Defense
    Special Attack
    Special Defense
    Speed

    HP is simply the hit points a Poke'mon has- It's health. If the HP runs out, it faints.
    Attack determines how much damage a Poke'mon does with *physical* attacks, such as pound, scratch. Things that the user actually has to touch the opponent with their body to hit them with. (Think kicking, clawing, etc.)
    Defense determines how much protection the Poke'mon gets FROM physical attacks
    Special Attack determines the damage a Poke'mon can do with a *special* attack, which DON'T involve physical touching. (Think bubbles, beams, fireballs, etc.)
    Special Defense: This determines the protection from special attacks
    Speed: This determines the attacking order. The one with higher Speed gets to attack first, unless they're paralyzed, sleeping, or someone uses Quick Attack/Extremespeed.

    I'll explain moves in the next one.


    NEXT TIME, ON TOUHOUMON Z!

    Nefarious plot on a volcano?! Who ya gonna call? The person everyone makes do EVERYTHING! >=x