None too long ago I found out that you can microwave an egg so that it resembles an actual fried egg (You have to crack it first onto a saucer. If you thought that I just put it in whole... no points to you)
Too lazy to open the fridge due to not wanting to face the cold from it.
Too lazy to peel a banana
Too lazy to wash any fruit.
So I just grabbed the first thing that was easy to eat and didn't require any preparations. A piece of bread. Luckily the bag it was in was left open, otherwise I would've probably starved.