-mounts a giant hamster, wearing a pink dress with daggers sticking out from the backside material, on rollerblades, while wielding a small missle launcher, shouting "FOR CTHULHU!!!" into the night, heading ahead of all others.-
-Somersaults into the air, planting a bomb quickly onto said missle, before falling back to the ground onto a gigantic monstrous marshmallow set up by good ol' Mothra.-
*Is thrown by the combined explosion of the missile's warhead and the bomb fist first and punches a hole through reality making a wormhole that flings him lightyears into the lead*