Last One To post Wins Volume 9

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*Shinku picks up his jaw and puts it back*

Yo, hold the fuck up! You're telling you've been a cat girl all this time!?

*Shini nods*

Well, damn, that changes everything.
 
*looks a bit flustered*
 
Good night everybody.
 
Good night, Lucky
What if Shini just knows harem no jutsu?

*waits in line with Femme on his arm to get inside the fancy restaurant, only to be asked if I have a reservation*
*I whisper something in the doorman's ear*
*doorman sweats* "Right this way."
 
I bet he whispered him a Dad joke to that poor waiter, and he just let him go to end his suffering.

*Shinilooks at Solar with confusion*
 
*regains himself* So this is how you really look?
 
Honey, what did you tell him?
*Looks at Pigs in confusion*
 
I told him that the owner and I know each other and that he'd fire him if he didn't let us in.
 
Ooo.. I like threats.
*cuddles up to him as they walk to their table*
 
*waits for a long time before service*
*holds her hand on the table while talking quietly in the candlelight at the private table*

"Tell me more about this jewel you've had your eye on."
 
Uncle lucky, do you like my familiar?
 
It's a good familiar.
 
Huh.. well what's next? *flips to the second page*
 
The Koh-I-Noor, I love myself a jewel with a twisted cursed past. It belongs to Queen Elizabeth II, but I think it'd make a wonderful display in our new home once you steal those launch codes.
 
How do you propose I do that?
*waiter approaches and asks what we want*
*I let Femme go first*
 
Solar, pick a nuclear bomb summoning spell next. :)
 
just ask Megumin
 
That's uhhh, a little beyond me at the moment
 
Next step is summoning an object of power.
 
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