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*looks up at the evil shinku and gets a curious look as I take it off my head and hold it in front of me*

Your not really an evil Shinku are you?.. Your just copying him..
 
@foodforpigs

You really know the way to my heart. A nice dinner with plans to ruin others lives, a perfect date indeed.

I've been in the market for a rare and exquisite jewel I recently heard about. Oh! And the beautiful necklace of an empress.

How about the launch codes for a nuclear war? That would be wonderful and you can really rake in the dough by selling it to highest bidder, but of course no less than a trillion is acceptable.
 
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Of course that thing is copying me. Too bad the original will always be better, and the copy will always be TRASH. Kek.

*fake Shinku begins to tear up*
 
Show me the real you. *smiles*
 
*fake Shinku smiles back and nods*

Ugh, seriously, what is wrong with you? Kill that thing.
 
Why would I?? I'm perfectly happy with this little guy!
 
I thought you were okay with me!

The betrayal is real.
 
Why can't I have multiple friends.. aren't we siblings?..
 
I just can't stand that lil' shit that's trying to be me.

*fake Shinku hops off Solar and walks towards Shinku*

Huh? The hell do you want?

*fake Shinku hugs Shinku*

O-Oh, no... Not like this!!! What are you doing!? Stop this!!!
 
*watches carefully* Maybe a friend would make you less.. destructive..
 
*picks up fake Shinku, and stares at it for a while*

...

Perhaps.

*yeets fake Shinku*

BUT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, SON!!!

*dabs in villain tsundere cat*
 
*fake shinku seems to reappear on top of my head*
 
...

*fake Shinku blows a raspberry at me*

*takes a deep breath*

B O I.

I will murder the shit out of you.

*fake Shinku hugs Solar heads with a smile*
 
So.. what do you really look like Shini?
 
(headcanon: mini evil Shinku is 'Shini' from now on)

@FemmeFatale: we can talk it over with a nice wine. *changes into a nice suit for the occasion*
 
*Shini looks up at Solar*

*nods before looking away*

...

*Shinku looks down at Shinku*

Oi, it's kind of rude not to answer when somebody asks you something you know. I'm a villain, but I got manners too.

*Shini completely ignores Shinku*

Oi!!! Ignoring people is also rude! Worst than not answering a question!!!

Yo, Solar, you better teach this bitch some manners.
 
(awww.. Shini is too cute, i want him now)

@foodforpigs Hmmm... I'd rather a whiskey sour with an extra cherry. *changes into a dress for the dinner and links arms with him* If all goes well, someone might be getting a rewards.
 
*just smiles at him* He should be fine, I have faith in him
 
*Shini snaps its fingers, and a dusty explosion covers him completely*

*Shinku laughs evilly*

Ha! Did he just kahoot himself!? LFMAO!

*as the dust disappears, Shini appears now as a cute cat girl*

*Shinku's jaw drops in shock*
 
Wh-wha??
 
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