Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Stray Shinku]

Mutton, as your evil Master, I command you...

TO CHOKE ME WITH YOUR THIGHS!

JUST. DO. IT.

CHOKE ME WITH YIUR THIGHS NOW!!!

 

[foodforpigs]

oh hey guys what's going on in this thre--

 

[Stray Shinku]

I... I-I can explain...!

 

[CptMuttonchops]

yes master *proceeds to squeeze shinkus head in my thighs

 

[Iceydaze]

 

[Straix]

... I'm just gonna slowly back out..

 

[Mojo]

... I.... I don't know how to feel about this thread

 

[CptMuttonchops]

You fools you think i dint have a plan to win this thread, act wird enough, and youll scare anyone off HAHAHAH also caught a krioger

 

[Iceydaze]

This is why you cant trust cats.

Stop making cats look bad.

 

[Straix]

I need one more plant so I have 30
29 is a weird number of plants to own :c

 

[Mojo]

I need one more plant so I have 30
29 is a weird number of plants to own :c

69 is better :3

 

[Iceydaze]

Do you have a cactus or five? If not, get some. They're super cute.

 

[Straix]

Well, yeah, but that's a lot of plants
I don't even have room for the one's I've got now :c

Lmao, I have exactly 5 Cacti

 

[Iceydaze]

Awesome. A man with taste

If you dont have room, why get more tho? Just get rid of one or as many as you need to until you have a normal number.

 

[Stray Shinku]

yes master *proceeds to squeeze shinkus head in my thighs

O .O Oh...

I actually didn't expect this to happen. What should I do-

*gets choked with thighs*

I CAN FINALLY DIE IN PEACE.

 

[Straix]

Awesome. A man with taste

If you dont have room, why get more tho? Just get rid of one or as many as you need to until you have a normal number.

How dare you say such a thing to me! Such blasphemy
I love all my plants how could I get rid of them

I need more
Because there are so many other wonderful plants I don't own yet
I must have
I shall continue to impulsively buy until I have so many that they take over and smother me in my sleep
A pure death

Unlike Shinku's weird thigh choking

 

[Stray Shinku]

IKR? Plants can't kill you, tho. Only if they are poisonus, I think.

 

[Straix]

I meant.. Smother, like... Suffocate...
There will be so many that one night
while I'm sleeping
They will just.. Overtake me
Or fall on me
or something
And thus
I die

 

[Stray Shinku]

That sounds terrifying and disturbing, yet a lil' kinky. I'll take it. O vO b

 

[Straix]

Weirdo
Fuck off
It's not for you