Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

...Can I shoot it

 

[Iceydaze]

Even if you shoot her, the fluff would keep her safe.

 

[Straix]

:c

 

[Iceydaze]

You may wish to shave off the fluff but it grows back instantly. You may wish to cut her in half but like a hydra, each half brings forth a new fluff. You just can't win here straix


Unless you eat her before she eats you or something.

 

[Straix]

I can do that. I'm very good at eating things
And if I get eaten, I can always then either from the inside out.
So no matter which outcome, I am the victor.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Nope. The only thing you still being is a loser, Straix. O vO b

THE FLUFF ALWAYS WINS.

 

[Straix]

I am fluff
therefore I win

 

[Stray Shinku]

Nah. You're a fucking wimp. I'm the real OG of fluff, bitch.

DO YOU EVEN FLUFF, BRO?

 

[Straix]

Fuk off ye soggy cabbage

 

[Jborhi Ari]

O_O

 

[foodforpigs]

:3

 

[Straix]

Who the hell is that

 

[Jborhi Ari]

Pay no mind
Pretend i don't exist

 

[Straix]

How can I do that, though? With every time you post something here, you decrease my chances of winning by 0.03%
I can't have that.

 

[Jborhi Ari]

But what if I'm just a figment of your imagination.
Or insanity, whichever you prefer.

 

[Straix]

I think I'd prefer insanity, but I'm pretty sure that's even harder to ignore so that doesn't really seem to help

 

[Jborhi Ari]

Sounds to me you might have bigger issues than me buddy.

 

[Straix]

Probably

 

[Jborhi Ari]

So what kinda of fluffy bird are ya?

 

[Straix]

The best kind