Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

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We shall see if you make it. We tend to scare people away. :)

*high fives @foodforpigs
 
Hit me with your best shot. 😉
 
Pat Benatar in my head for a while now
 
Glad that I could help with that.
 
It makes me invincible, and with the power of conviction, there is no sacrifice!
 
*rolls on my back* man im tired
 
you should sleep then :)
 
Thats not how insomnia works😊
 
Oh ill be fine, lived with it for 14 years of my life now xD
 
*pulls you in, covers your eyes, and makes hushing sounds while rocking back and forth*
 
Um...thank you
 
*fly kicks Pigs*

Don't you fucking touch my innocent Mutton with your stinky hands, insolent!
 
I thought you were a cat, not a dog (I originally put cow for some reason idk why but cows go moo not woof)

Look! I have been entrusted with the care of a baby
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She is chubby smelly thing
Does this make me a responsible adult?
 
Well, somebody put the life of its baby on you, so, yes.
 
Rad :D

I feel that's probably a bad decision though, but oh well. That's not my problem
 
Who is the madman that gave Straix its child, tho? RIP
 
Pfft
the childs mother of course
I didn't just get jt off some random stranger
like "hey, here's ababy, rake it"

she kept crying so mother got fed up and dumped it on me, then vanished somewhere idk where

Also
Someone in this house keeps turning my fridge up. Whoever it is, I'm gojng to fucking murder because me food keeps starting to freeze

It's annoying me
 
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