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Oh... Please, forgive me, Your Highness!

*runs away and comes back quickly with a big gift box* I-Is this big enough, my kings?
 
I don't... trust you
What's in it? Is it something horrible and mean? :c
 
I'm offended... Well then, screw you, ugly bird.

*open up the big box, revealing a stash of gold bars*

I guess I will keep them for me. Hue hue hue~
 
You must be very strong since an individual gold bar is 12.4 kg
 
That's not very nice

What the fuck would a bird want with gold bars anyway?
 
Think about all the birb seed you'd get with all that gold
 
foodforpigs said:
You must be very strong since an individual gold bar is 12.4 kg
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That is because... *pick up a gold bar and dramatically unwrap the gold wrap, revealing a bomb* HA! I BET NOBODY SAW THIS PLOT TWIST COMING!
 
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Um... I'm prettying you can't eat a bomb, you dumb bird. And it's not because it can give you a serious heartburn.
 
yeah bath bombs are only fun when put into a bath.
 
Bath bombs definitely look fit for eating... Especially the ones that appear as cakes and other sweet treats... Chomp chomp
 
so eat the cake :)
 
What cake?
 
This cake.
*points out a cake on top of a small table that appeared randomly and looks obviously suspicious *
 
Um... Sure then.

*takes the suspicious cake and it suddenly explodes*
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I hate you, bird...
 
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