Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[CptMuttonchops]

this corner is quite comfy

 

[Straix]

Hm... Yes. It would be more comfy with pillows and blankets though

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Ah! *runs off and returns with pillows and blankets* like these?

 

[Straix]

Yes, exactly! We should have a... A comfy corner fort! Comfy and cosy and squidgy

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Yus! *stats building corner fort and sis inside* all hail the corner king.....and bird corner king!

 

[Straix]

It's.. Perfect! Woo
//Flops inside like a cool bird corner king//

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Yus! We rule over the earth's supply of chicken tendeys and french fries ! *Laugh maniacally*

 

[Straix]

No chicken or fries for anyone else! Ha

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Yus! only ours!

 

[Straix]

If anyone else wants one they have to... Uh... Pay a tribute! To receive one single fry or one small bite of chicken! That seems very fair c:

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Yus! we accept tibute in the form of....um...form of...Headpats! yes Headpats!

 

[Straix]

Ooh, yeah that's a good one! Also accepted (by me anyway) are, uhh... Rolls of the white medical tape stuff and colorful bandages! Because I like and hoard them :D

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Rainbow tape! and..Ice-cream sandwiches

 

[Straix]

Those are excellent additions

 

[Stray Shinku]

HOLD THE FUCK UP... Are you feeding a bird with a chicken tender? Yo, that's messed up! THAT CHICKEN COULD HAVE BEEN HIS BROTHER!

 

[Straix]

I'm not a Chicken, so that's a biological impossibility

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*points at Shinku* THAT IS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR KINGS!!

 

[Straix]

Exactly! You should bow down and apologize! And uhh... Give us a gift to further your apology and earn our forgiveness

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Yes!

 

[Straix]

Pizza is a wonderful thing to gift people c;
Hint hint