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It's been long enough, I think. Tell me your favourite jokes!
Most of mine are going to be offensive to some or all of you, so take a chill pill before reading any of my posts in this thread n_n
What is the difference between cancer cells and blood cells?
Cancer got Jobs
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
You have to sit at the back of the oven
What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never throw a bag of cocaine out the window
Why do all the ladies love Jesus?
Cause he was hung like this! *holds arms way out*
...
OK I guess I'll throw you a couple clean ones
Two muffins are baking in an oven, one turns to the other and says "We're both going to die and no one will hear us screaming."
What do you call a Dutch man?
Peter pan, because he comes from Neder Neder land!
A blond is looking for some work, she is approached by a neighbour who says his porch needs painting. She agrees to do the job, and an hour later, knocks on the door announcing she is done.
"You finished in just an hour?" the man says, incredulous
"Yeah, it's not that big" the blonde replies, "and by the way, it's not a porche, it's a ferrari"
And a belated holiday otaku joke because none of my IRL friends get it...
What is Light Yagami's favourite christmas carol?
No L, No L, No L, No L...
Most of mine are going to be offensive to some or all of you, so take a chill pill before reading any of my posts in this thread n_n
What is the difference between cancer cells and blood cells?
Cancer got Jobs
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
You have to sit at the back of the oven
What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never throw a bag of cocaine out the window
Why do all the ladies love Jesus?
Cause he was hung like this! *holds arms way out*
...
OK I guess I'll throw you a couple clean ones
Two muffins are baking in an oven, one turns to the other and says "We're both going to die and no one will hear us screaming."
What do you call a Dutch man?
Peter pan, because he comes from Neder Neder land!
A blond is looking for some work, she is approached by a neighbour who says his porch needs painting. She agrees to do the job, and an hour later, knocks on the door announcing she is done.
"You finished in just an hour?" the man says, incredulous
"Yeah, it's not that big" the blonde replies, "and by the way, it's not a porche, it's a ferrari"
And a belated holiday otaku joke because none of my IRL friends get it...
What is Light Yagami's favourite christmas carol?
No L, No L, No L, No L...
