Iwaku's messed up family tree.

Ofc :3 Here you go ^^ *gives chainsaw*
 
Excellent.
Now, lie on the table. The dinner table.
Anaesthetic? What is that, can I eat it?
 
I don't know, eat it if you want to :3

*lies down*

This doesn't hurt right? ^^
 
It's at times like these, that I like to quote my favourite physician.
"The only thing I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... EXCRUCIATING."
Now, lie back and say "AAAAAAH."
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
DON'T WORRY, THIS'LL ONLY HURT A LOT.

Th e Swashbuckling Swaggot was unable to continue the surgery, as he had, in fact, ingested and breathed in copious amounts of anaesthetic. Though this did not kill him, strangely enough, he did manage to fall over and split his head open on the corner of the table.


End.
 
But buuuut, what about my operation? D:
 
NO, I shall eat tasty potato chips with sourcream and onion taste )x *eats*
 
diana is my mommy and thats it
but im somehow thinking that me and red are to much alike not to be related omg long lost sisters who find each other and go on a killing spree to show our love for each other...all the while filming sex tapes in the back of our car
 
HELL YEAH.. wait what? What sex tapes o.O
 
... But... I don't want to have sex with a man o.O
 
That sounds sexy :D Let's invite all women on iwaku ^^ I don't know how we'll fit in the car but I'm certain we can do it somehow :D
 
we can rent a tour bus and have live sex shows ^_^ we shall be the bitchy banging breast buddies
 
proceed-baby.jpg
 
Pff, you can't watch... You're a guy.. We shall cut off your penis and then kill you ^^
 
Nope, sorry, I'm a terminator.
*Hits crotch*
See? Metal.
 
Then I guess we'll just have to kill u
 
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