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Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
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My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#1
THAT'S IT! I have never had this many server problems in years! I firmly believe that Iwaku is cursed! This is just getting ridiculous.

Our only solution is to find the culprit an execute them!

Everyone is a suspect. >:[ But here are a few people that have the most vicious of motives!

Ampoule
Being a powerful witch and a double-trap, perhaps Ampoule has slowly enchanted the males of Iwaku for her ultimate goal of destroying us all!

Paorousama
After Isabella was kicked out of the Insanity realm and got a real job, Insanity has been as I quote "totally lame". He could be trying to seek revenge against Iwaku for trying to replace him!

Isabella Hime
Out of pure spite, Isabella might be sitting back in his corner laughing maniacally as all of Iwaku falls to pieces without him here to hate!

Myself
Not that ~I~ would ever do such an evil thing, but there is always a chance that I went mad with bitter hated after the death of Moonwings and I may intend to take out every other roleplay forum in the universe - one site at a time!

Asmodeus
After being abused, ignored, fired, replaced, and kicked down stairs time and time again, Asmo could be out to crush the very fabric of time just to show Iwaku who is boss!

Pirogeth
That's right, even Piro our beloved Newspaper Editor is a suspect. After months and months of unreliable news crewbies, he could have decided to MAKE some news!

Sakura
What happens when the sole source of MOE gets too busy at school to give Iwaku it's daily dose of super cute? The world ends!


...If YOU have any information on potential suspects, pleased contact the nearest official! D:< This menace must be stopped!
 

MiraMirror

She's baaaaaack~
#2
Well, I know it wasn't Piro-sempai or Sakura, and it couldn't have been me...
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#3
Man, good thing I'm not a mod.

Or a faggot.
 
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Neko Archy

Guest
#4
Darkness, you seem to have a strange fascination with gay men.
 
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PattyPixie

Guest
#5
Does anyone think It's odd that Rory isn't a suspect?
>_>
<_<
 

Vay

The Empress
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Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#6
*Sets up a tourch and pitchfork stand*

DO YOUR DUTY! Help diana find who is resonsible!

(ooooh i'm going to make so much noney ^^ )
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#7
*The Boogey man is cut down by a fusilade of gunfire. Ryker steps up, his Bullpup's barrel smoking.*

Ah feel rather appalled 'at Ah, of all people, am no' onna list.

What would you gain from that, Lieutenant?

*Ryker lights a cigarette before answering Carl's question.*

Ae reason ta gun through civilians.

Typical...
 
M

megane-kun

Guest
#8
let's see...

i've never seen a forum suffering from quite a lot of glitches in such a short while.... perhaps this forum is Jinxed....
 
P

PattyPixie

Guest
#9
*looks around and pinches self*
I...I'm not in pieces...
*Dances*
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#10
Darkness, you seem to have a strange fascination with gay men.
I don't give a shit about gays, faggots are the problem. You're probably one though, getting all bothered about it.

let's see...

i've never seen a forum suffering from quite a lot of glitches in such a short while.... perhaps this forum is Jinxed....
BA DUM TSSH!
 
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Neko Archy

Guest
#11
I find it odd that SHO is not on this list. And he did show back up recently...
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#12
*Gets up dusting self off mumbling something about comander and thier distinktions between soldiers and monsters*

I think ISAF nukes have been flying around long enough to prove iwaku is imune to them. (the server anyway)

*is suddenly wearing lab-coat, and was a large syringe and several sharp objects*

Now, lets get some infomation shall we? whos first?
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#13
*Ryker puts Boogey-man into an armbar and injects him with the syringe.*

Who is yer daddy an' whit does 'e do?
 

Warmaster Death

Not Quite Dead Yet!
#14
Darkness, you seem to have a strange fascination with gay men.
pfft.

faggots were bunches of kindling tied together before it was an insult to homosexuals.

just as gay was happy.




THUS SHALL THEY BE AGAIN FOTHERMUCKERS! THUS SHALL THEY BE AGAIN!





.......so sayeth the wise Aloundoooooooo
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#15
*Archetype beans WMD on the head with a sledge hammer.*

You... me... rape... now...

*Archetype drags WMD off.*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#16
*Laughs manically as he throws a gaudy ring at Ampoule*


BEEEEAAAAAAATRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
 

Warmaster Death

Not Quite Dead Yet!
#17
*WMD, though concussed, struggles to free himself, wrenching one of Archetypes arms off in the process*
"for..th..em..eror" he mumbles, his brain still swirling.
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
#18
*The arm wriggles it's way into WMD's armor.*

Gotta hate it when that happens.

Some days my arm just has a mind of it's own.

Just the other day it raped me!

Not that I'm complaining.
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#19
My father is dead *shoots look at ampoule* I have sworn eternal vengence, and I will have it.... *glares at ampoule*
 

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
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Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
My Usual Online Time
5PM - 5AM Daily
#20
I'm sure not counting Rory out. >:[ You always have to suspect the quiet ones.