Iwaku is CURSED.

.......fuck it
*The Space Marine draws his chainsword, the blade screaming as he swings it at Archetype, ignoring the hand inside his armor*
 
And he's a jew.

We know they do all the bad stuff now.


EDIT:

Oh hey, I have that picture as an emoticon.
 
Okay first I was all like whutt.. and then I was all like huh.... and then well I stopped trying to understand and just bent over.. ha ha... *laughs all crazy like and runs over the hill yelling it wasnt me..it wasnt me...*
 
No shes not! Why would you think that.....?

*looks around hiding a sheet of tablets that dissolve in coffee*
 
*catches Paorou's ring and turns it into a cog, adding to the power of the Ampoule Destroy Machine*

With how obsessed Vay seems to be with AVENGING his daddy's death...Ampoule has begun to think that perhaps there was something more SINISTER and CLINGING to their relationship.

>=( And what IF Ampoule is trying to destroy Iwaku? Is Diana going to do something about it? I don't think she can!
 
All I'd have to do is throw Ampu in to a pit of Touhou vipers! >:D
 
*glares at ampoule, then turns away, tears forming in the corners of each eye*

I... can.....never ...... forgive..... never.....
 
The poor server ... It never stood a chance. *summons a violin-playing bishie to play a sad tune for it!*
 
*The violin playing bishie's face explodes. Scavenger shoves a fresh pair of 12 gauge slugs into his sawed-off.*

Sorry, but they're in season...

*Archetype's construct intercepts WMD's chainsword, jamming it.*

You know I love it when you play hard to get.

Why can't the two of you work out your differences like normal people?

Because...

THIS IS IWAKU!!!


*Archetype kicks WMD into a conveniently placed pit of despair.*
 
I'm in despair!! things not making any sense has driven me to.... insanity.... ~_~;
 
Hey dude.

I'm doing Wendy.

Or Helen or whatever, fuck it.
 
*WMD crawls from the pit, his helmet lost in the fall*
I'm just tired of being called a pussy is all, and whats more, i killed her in the end, i survived her little fucking game. i can beat you
*WMD runs at Archetype, fists clenched*
 
*A pitfall opens up, sucking WMD in. It closes then opens again, Scavenger rising on an elevator.*

Anyone going down? The Flesh Menagerie is down there.
 
*WMD draws a flamer and starts torching everythign around him*
.....just as planned?
 
You're all looking in the wrong place.

The server problems on Iwaku have quite clearly been caused by COMMUNISTS.
 
*Grabs Moe Neko by the scruff of his neck and starts waving him around*

See? SEE?! Filthy moe neko COMMUNISTS poisoning our precious system with their socialism and their cat-ears and their COMMUNISM. They must be stopped!