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tonythetortilla
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[BCOLOR=#000000]BIG DISCLAIMER RIGHT HERE FOLKS. DO NOT CROSS THIS TOTALLY LEGIT POLICE TAPE UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO DO MXM ROLEPLAY. I AM TALKING DUDE ON DUDE STUFF HERE; IF THIS DISGUSTS YOU, THATS UNFORTUNATE. MOVE ALONG.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Hello! my Name is Tony but some people like to call me Pony, its a personal preference sort of thing. I am looking for a kind of freelance roleplay partner; someone who won't be upset if I don't always answer in less than thirty minutes yet still someone who is consistant in their writing and is reliable. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]My schedule this semester is pretty jam packed, I'm busy most of the day but near the end of my day I find myself sort of swimming in free time. I never really have anything to do past 7-9 pm so I kind of just...go to sleep. Or waste time watching streams and reading fanfictions. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Trust me if I hadn't read every fanfiction in existence, I wouldn't be here. and if my favorite Twitch streamers weren't streaming metal gear solid and other crap games, I wouldn't be here either. But alas, I have and they are. So I have nothing to do. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]So I thought to myself (being the brilliant thinker that I am) "why don't I just join one of those online roleplay thingys and find someone cool enough to tolerate me." Wow good thinking skills, me, I should really give me a raise. So here I am.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]I take roleplay kind of seriously, especially when it comes to one on one partners, I treat it sort of like a relationship. Because I'm sort of tight for time I'm only accepting a single partner, if it was the summer I'd love to take you all, but even I, as great as I am, can't handle that amount of flexibility. So just read what I have to offer in this short(who am I kidding its pretty long.) upcoming Q&A, see if you like me, then fill out my metaphysical application by direct messaging me. (Bonus points if you're actually reading my quirky filler and start your application with a corny joke and your top three favorite songs.) [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: What is your writing style? How long does/will it take you to respond?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: Wow awesome question, me. I write in paragraph form with a minimum of four paragraphs per response unless we're at a slow point. My grammar is intact and I consider my writing better than average. So if blocks of text hurt your eyes or you can't easily supply me with the amount of writing that I supply to you, please turn around my friend; I am not the guy for you. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]If I'm online and active I'll usually shoot you a message in a separate DM and let you know I'm back from work and will be responding shortly. It takes me anywhere from 30-50 minutes depending on how much I'm writing and what the current situation is. If you reply and I don't, take account of the time; I live near NY so take that into consideration before you assume I'm ignoring you. I can and probably will fall asleep on you from time to time, if there was a syndrome for sleepiness I would be stage four like there is no cure for me. I'll try to respond when I wake up or whenever I have the time honestly. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: will you not be available often? [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: Another great question wow. I know I'm sort of making it seem like I won't be there at all but trust me I will be unless I tell you otherwise. If your my roleplay wife or my roleplay husband I /will/ let you know if there are things going on in my life or if I am just not feeling in the mood and I expect you to do the same for me, talk to me, let me know, do not keep me in the dark. I'm free most afternoons unless I work late and I'm pretty much all yours the weekends if I'm not going out with friends (which is not often.) [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: Do you do smut? Dominant or Submissive?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: I don't know if you can tell but I am dominant both in real life and in writing and yes I do smut and I do it quite well if I do say so myself. But I do have one rule when it comes to smut and its that only do smut when smut is called for. If our characters just met, unless this is a Pretty Woman AU and I'm a hooker and I'm on that dick day one, our characters will /not/ be doing the dirty as soon as they lay eyes on each other because that's just not how things work. I like gradually falling into things so unless we're /both/ scratching at our keyboards praying to god that our characters smash within the next response, no such thing will be happening. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: What sort of plots or ironies are you willing to write about? [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: I am willing to write about pretty much everything except for Mpreg, beta/omega dynamics, scat, water games, freaky deaky kinks I'm talking about goat porn and beastiality crazy stuff like that. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]I really like highschool and university ironies like teacher x student or student x guidance counselor, stuff like that. [/BCOLOR][BCOLOR=#000000]I also really enjoy work place ironies, like boss x secretary or even something as simple as like a cashier and a customer; we'll figure out the topic of our rp together don't worry about it.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]uh I think that's pretty much it for me, if I missed anything hey just feel free to ask me about it in a direct message. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]If you like me and think I'm cool (which I am) just answer the very same questions I answered and I'll let you know if I think we'll mesh well together and you can let me know if you think too. Think of this as a mini contest and my undying love and attention is the prize and all you have to do is answer a few measly questions . if you ask me I'm practically giving my love out for free here.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Have a nice day, I'll respond when I can! [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]-Tony[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Hello! my Name is Tony but some people like to call me Pony, its a personal preference sort of thing. I am looking for a kind of freelance roleplay partner; someone who won't be upset if I don't always answer in less than thirty minutes yet still someone who is consistant in their writing and is reliable. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]My schedule this semester is pretty jam packed, I'm busy most of the day but near the end of my day I find myself sort of swimming in free time. I never really have anything to do past 7-9 pm so I kind of just...go to sleep. Or waste time watching streams and reading fanfictions. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Trust me if I hadn't read every fanfiction in existence, I wouldn't be here. and if my favorite Twitch streamers weren't streaming metal gear solid and other crap games, I wouldn't be here either. But alas, I have and they are. So I have nothing to do. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]So I thought to myself (being the brilliant thinker that I am) "why don't I just join one of those online roleplay thingys and find someone cool enough to tolerate me." Wow good thinking skills, me, I should really give me a raise. So here I am.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]I take roleplay kind of seriously, especially when it comes to one on one partners, I treat it sort of like a relationship. Because I'm sort of tight for time I'm only accepting a single partner, if it was the summer I'd love to take you all, but even I, as great as I am, can't handle that amount of flexibility. So just read what I have to offer in this short(who am I kidding its pretty long.) upcoming Q&A, see if you like me, then fill out my metaphysical application by direct messaging me. (Bonus points if you're actually reading my quirky filler and start your application with a corny joke and your top three favorite songs.) [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: What is your writing style? How long does/will it take you to respond?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: Wow awesome question, me. I write in paragraph form with a minimum of four paragraphs per response unless we're at a slow point. My grammar is intact and I consider my writing better than average. So if blocks of text hurt your eyes or you can't easily supply me with the amount of writing that I supply to you, please turn around my friend; I am not the guy for you. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]If I'm online and active I'll usually shoot you a message in a separate DM and let you know I'm back from work and will be responding shortly. It takes me anywhere from 30-50 minutes depending on how much I'm writing and what the current situation is. If you reply and I don't, take account of the time; I live near NY so take that into consideration before you assume I'm ignoring you. I can and probably will fall asleep on you from time to time, if there was a syndrome for sleepiness I would be stage four like there is no cure for me. I'll try to respond when I wake up or whenever I have the time honestly. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: will you not be available often? [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: Another great question wow. I know I'm sort of making it seem like I won't be there at all but trust me I will be unless I tell you otherwise. If your my roleplay wife or my roleplay husband I /will/ let you know if there are things going on in my life or if I am just not feeling in the mood and I expect you to do the same for me, talk to me, let me know, do not keep me in the dark. I'm free most afternoons unless I work late and I'm pretty much all yours the weekends if I'm not going out with friends (which is not often.) [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: Do you do smut? Dominant or Submissive?[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: I don't know if you can tell but I am dominant both in real life and in writing and yes I do smut and I do it quite well if I do say so myself. But I do have one rule when it comes to smut and its that only do smut when smut is called for. If our characters just met, unless this is a Pretty Woman AU and I'm a hooker and I'm on that dick day one, our characters will /not/ be doing the dirty as soon as they lay eyes on each other because that's just not how things work. I like gradually falling into things so unless we're /both/ scratching at our keyboards praying to god that our characters smash within the next response, no such thing will be happening. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Q: What sort of plots or ironies are you willing to write about? [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]A: I am willing to write about pretty much everything except for Mpreg, beta/omega dynamics, scat, water games, freaky deaky kinks I'm talking about goat porn and beastiality crazy stuff like that. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]I really like highschool and university ironies like teacher x student or student x guidance counselor, stuff like that. [/BCOLOR][BCOLOR=#000000]I also really enjoy work place ironies, like boss x secretary or even something as simple as like a cashier and a customer; we'll figure out the topic of our rp together don't worry about it.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]uh I think that's pretty much it for me, if I missed anything hey just feel free to ask me about it in a direct message. [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]If you like me and think I'm cool (which I am) just answer the very same questions I answered and I'll let you know if I think we'll mesh well together and you can let me know if you think too. Think of this as a mini contest and my undying love and attention is the prize and all you have to do is answer a few measly questions . if you ask me I'm practically giving my love out for free here.[/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]Have a nice day, I'll respond when I can! [/BCOLOR]
[BCOLOR=#000000]-Tony[/BCOLOR]