[inserts attention seeking pun] (mxm)

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  1. BIG DISCLAIMER RIGHT HERE FOLKS. DO NOT CROSS THIS TOTALLY LEGIT POLICE TAPE UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO DO MXM ROLEPLAY. I AM TALKING DUDE ON DUDE STUFF HERE; IF THIS DISGUSTS YOU, THATS UNFORTUNATE. MOVE ALONG.

    Hello! my Name is Tony but some people like to call me Pony, its a personal preference sort of thing. I am looking for a kind of freelance roleplay partner; someone who won't be upset if I don't always answer in less than thirty minutes yet still someone who is consistant in their writing and is reliable.

    My schedule this semester is pretty jam packed, I'm busy most of the day but near the end of my day I find myself sort of swimming in free time. I never really have anything to do past 7-9 pm so I kind of just...go to sleep. Or waste time watching streams and reading fanfictions.
    Trust me if I hadn't read every fanfiction in existence, I wouldn't be here. and if my favorite Twitch streamers weren't streaming metal gear solid and other crap games, I wouldn't be here either. But alas, I have and they are. So I have nothing to do.

    So I thought to myself (being the brilliant thinker that I am) "why don't I just join one of those online roleplay thingys and find someone cool enough to tolerate me." Wow good thinking skills, me, I should really give me a raise. So here I am.

    I take roleplay kind of seriously, especially when it comes to one on one partners, I treat it sort of like a relationship. Because I'm sort of tight for time I'm only accepting a single partner, if it was the summer I'd love to take you all, but even I, as great as I am, can't handle that amount of flexibility. So just read what I have to offer in this short(who am I kidding its pretty long.) upcoming Q&A, see if you like me, then fill out my metaphysical application by direct messaging me. (Bonus points if you're actually reading my quirky filler and start your application with a corny joke and your top three favorite songs.)



    Q: What is your writing style? How long does/will it take you to respond?

    A: Wow awesome question, me. I write in paragraph form with a minimum of four paragraphs per response unless we're at a slow point. My grammar is intact and I consider my writing better than average. So if blocks of text hurt your eyes or you can't easily supply me with the amount of writing that I supply to you, please turn around my friend; I am not the guy for you.
    If I'm online and active I'll usually shoot you a message in a separate DM and let you know I'm back from work and will be responding shortly. It takes me anywhere from 30-50 minutes depending on how much I'm writing and what the current situation is. If you reply and I don't, take account of the time; I live near NY so take that into consideration before you assume I'm ignoring you. I can and probably will fall asleep on you from time to time, if there was a syndrome for sleepiness I would be stage four like there is no cure for me. I'll try to respond when I wake up or whenever I have the time honestly.

    Q: will you not be available often?

    A: Another great question wow. I know I'm sort of making it seem like I won't be there at all but trust me I will be unless I tell you otherwise. If your my roleplay wife or my roleplay husband I /will/ let you know if there are things going on in my life or if I am just not feeling in the mood and I expect you to do the same for me, talk to me, let me know, do not keep me in the dark. I'm free most afternoons unless I work late and I'm pretty much all yours the weekends if I'm not going out with friends (which is not often.)

    Q: Do you do smut? Dominant or Submissive?

    A: I don't know if you can tell but I am dominant both in real life and in writing and yes I do smut and I do it quite well if I do say so myself. But I do have one rule when it comes to smut and its that only do smut when smut is called for. If our characters just met, unless this is a Pretty Woman AU and I'm a hooker and I'm on that dick day one, our characters will /not/ be doing the dirty as soon as they lay eyes on each other because that's just not how things work. I like gradually falling into things so unless we're /both/ scratching at our keyboards praying to god that our characters smash within the next response, no such thing will be happening.

    Q: What sort of plots or ironies are you willing to write about?

    A: I am willing to write about pretty much everything except for Mpreg, beta/omega dynamics, scat, water games, freaky deaky kinks I'm talking about goat porn and beastiality crazy stuff like that.
    I really like highschool and university ironies like teacher x student or student x guidance counselor, stuff like that. I also really enjoy work place ironies, like boss x secretary or even something as simple as like a cashier and a customer; we'll figure out the topic of our rp together don't worry about it.

    uh I think that's pretty much it for me, if I missed anything hey just feel free to ask me about it in a direct message.

    If you like me and think I'm cool (which I am) just answer the very same questions I answered and I'll let you know if I think we'll mesh well together and you can let me know if you think too. Think of this as a mini contest and my undying love and attention is the prize and all you have to do is answer a few measly questions . if you ask me I'm practically giving my love out for free here.

    Have a nice day, I'll respond when I can!

    -Tony
     
  2. I like you, I think you're cool.

    Shoot me a PM.

    I'd shoot you a PM but I'm on my phone right now and as much as I would love to send my signature long-ass interest PMs, phones aren't exactly the best medium.

    You won't find any particularly good or great posts if yoy decide to stalk my profile. My resume isn't really updated either. Uhh, but i can send you a sample post. Yes.

    Hmu w/pm.

    ♡♡♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆☆♡☆♡☆♡☆☆♡♡☆♡☆♡☆♡♡☆♧
     
  3. is this how you bump stuff? *attempts to bump*
     
  4. First of all, Welcome to Iwaku! Glad to have another person join the wonderful world of roleplay and writing. Now to answer your questions!

    Q: What is your writing style? How long does/will it take you to respond?

    A: I usually will match the writing length of my partner, unless I'm asked to move things along plot wise or I'm starting the forum. In those cases I can go pretty crazy, easily 5+ when it comes to setting things up. However, normal post lengths are a minimum of two paragraphs, if at a slow point. I'd say average amount is three, but as mentioned before, I do my best to match my partner and their written length. Also I'd said my writting is average to slightly above average, I make mistakes just like anyone so please be forgiving! As for how long it takes me to post it depends. I could post the same day after you, within 30 minutes even, or it could take a week at max. I really try my hardest not to leave people waiting too long but my work schedule is pretty wild and I also have very odd sleeping hours so things can sometimes be forgotten about in favor of going to bed after a long day. However, if you feel like I've kept you waiting a bit too long, or are worried I might have forgotten, please send me a PM! I won't be mad at all, I'll actually appreciate it because sometimes I just get so busy that I do honestly forget.

    Q: will you not be available often?

    A: It's not that I'm not available often, it's just my availability varies day to day. I can't really honestly tell you a certain time because it could me 5pm one day, and then 7pm the next. It's honestly just not possible for me to promise to be on at a certain time every single day. I'll be honest though, I really only inform people of long period departures, such as out of town vacations here I'll be down for days and such. Small outings I don't really count because I'm usually back in time to get a post or two in, if not I try to respond the next day. However! If we are in the middle of a posting spree and I have to leave, I definitely tell people I'm stepping away for awhile and I do my best to give an estimated time, depending on what I'm doing or where I'm going. For those who I'm close with though and in dedicated RP sessions with, I'll be more detailed with when it comes to my schedule and such. In general though, I'm on in the evening every day, and on all day Monday and Thursday (my days off) which can flux since I use those days to run errands, do laundry and generally attempt to function like an adult.

    Q: Do you do smut? Dominant or Submissive?

    A: Do cats meow? Yes, I love to smut. I find it to be a very important and natural part of romantic relationship building in stories. However, I prefer a larger portion of plot to smut. Unless it has been prearranged for our characters to be on each other from day one, I really don't think it's realistic and prefer to build up to the moment. As for the role I like to play, I prefer submissive. I will do dominant if requested but submissive is where I'm in the zone.

    Q: What sort of plots or ironies are you willing to write about?

    A: I'm very open about what I write and I'm always willing to give something a shot. I have no interest in bathroom play though or excessive violence in sex, like deadly cutting and other such things. Things I enjoy writing about are really fantasy related, like princes and knights or wizards and mercenaries. I also like power pairings, like bosses and employees, or wealthy and poor. Age differences are a treat, but nothing too crazy. I also like things with monsters, so werewolves or demons are fun as well. But, these are all up for discussion when its time to plot.

    And that is me, condensed as best I could into your questions! You seem like a very interesting partner and I hope we might get the chance to plot. feel free to send my a PM and I'll definitely chat with you.
     
  5. I firstly apologize for this mess because I'm on my phone and I just want to rp. :3

    Q: What is your writing style? How long does/will it take you to respond?

    I do tend to mirror what my partner writes, but introductory posts are usually long, 4-5 paragraphs. It depends on how well I mesh with my partner and the plot so I can give anywhere from a couple of sentences to paragraphs. I respond pretty quickly, but my schedule is pretty packed. I'm usually done with practice etc around 7 ish and I'm free till 11.

    Q: will you not be available often?

    I'm on most of the time, again it depends on how much I'm into the rp. I have competitions Saturdays, games on Fridays that end at 10 ish, but those are weekdays and I'll be staying up so I'll say I'm pretty consistent with time.

    Q: Do you do smut? Dominant or Submissive?

    Yes, but I also adore fluff. :D I do both dominant and submissive, heavily depends on partner and my character type.


    Q: What sort of plots or ironies are you willing to write about?

    I'm mostly willing to rp anything just not anything that crosses the border for the majority of the people. :3 I don't do mpreg or bestiality. I love teacher x student, boss x secretary or just worker, demons/Devils, magic is also nice from time to time.

    There :) My other rp preferences and such are on my profile thingy
     
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