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Brovo

Ferret Dad
Original poster
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons and evenings, some weekends.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Male, Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Post Apocalypse, Horror, Romance, Survival...
[Insert news story here.] [Insert a few lines of faux-neutrality here.] [Insert provocative line about religion/politics/economics/sunny d/cats/whatever here.] [/patriarchy.]

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Darog

Kawaii on the streets, Senpai in the sheets
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Posting Speed
One post per week
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Genres
High/Dark Fantasy, Science fiction (Preferably the more earth or single planet kinds) Steampunk/Cyberpunk, Horror, Modern with a twist.
[claims as a Bruce Campbell Otherkin with Mother Theresa, Gandhi, Adolf Hitler and Freddy Mercury Headmates and the gender/sexuality that can only be pronounced through an hour long show of Exhibitionism and slam poetry, you should check your priviledge]

[Goes on a racist tangent about British slums and council estates.]
 
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Jorick

Magnificent Bastard
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Posting Speed
One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
[Insert popcorn eating gif here.]
 
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Flame

The $$60,000,000,000 Man
DONATING MEMBER
Posting Speed
Speed of Light, Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Online Availability
Anytime after 5pm, my time, most days.
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Futanari, Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Medieval, Fantasy, Mechs, Magical Girls, Romance, Action, Fandoms, basically anything fantastic.
[Insert a link to this topic on reddit in caps here]

[also reddit is shit]

[just in case you didn't know, reddit is shit]

[it is]
 
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Darog

Kawaii on the streets, Senpai in the sheets
Invitation Status
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Posting Speed
One post per week
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Genres
High/Dark Fantasy, Science fiction (Preferably the more earth or single planet kinds) Steampunk/Cyberpunk, Horror, Modern with a twist.
[Insert popcorn eating gif here.]
[flies wildly off the rails and accuses Jorick as a bigot and foodist for not eating other snacks alongside popcorn. Ends it by calling Jorick a "Foodsogynist"]
 
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Kagayours

a ghost
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Posting Speed
One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
[insert a larger and un-cropped version of my avatar]

[followed by a shy comment about things getting heated in size 1 font]
 
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Tegan

Hopeful Monster
[Insert Meme/Gif Because I Can't Even Muster Up the Will to Call You Stupid With My Own Words, Anymore]
 
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Hellis

"How can you score when this alien's a predator?"
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Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Surreal, Contemporary Science Fiction, Science Fiction, Terribly written schlock.
[Insert snarky reply here]

[Go on a rant about new left, old left, wild west, big is best here]
 
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Kakumei

The Wolf of Aincrad
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Mix of Fantasy or Magical. Or even just a grand open world with a mix of odd styles.
[Insert personal attacks and explain in graphic detail the things I will do to the mothers of people who disagree with my personal subjective opinion.]

[Also, my boobs are bigger.]
 
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Hellis

"How can you score when this alien's a predator?"
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Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Surreal, Contemporary Science Fiction, Science Fiction, Terribly written schlock.
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Kakumei

The Wolf of Aincrad
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Mix of Fantasy or Magical. Or even just a grand open world with a mix of odd styles.
[Takes another sip of beer]

[Typing and statements that reflect previous actions.]
 
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Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
[STABS SELF IN FACE]
 
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