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Brovo

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Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
  3. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons and evenings, some weekends.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
  4. Prestige
  5. Douche
  6. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. Primarily Prefer Male
  4. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Post Apocalypse, Horror, Romance, Survival...
[Insert news story here.] [Insert a few lines of faux-neutrality here.] [Insert provocative line about religion/politics/economics/sunny d/cats/whatever here.] [/patriarchy.]

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[just in case you didn't know, reddit is shit]

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[flies wildly off the rails and accuses Jorick as a bigot and foodist for not eating other snacks alongside popcorn. Ends it by calling Jorick a "Foodsogynist"]
 
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[Insert personal attacks and explain in graphic detail the things I will do to the mothers of people who disagree with my personal subjective opinion.]

[Also, my boobs are bigger.]
 
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