I'M HYPER, AND BORED AND OUT OF CONTROL

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Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
SOOOOOOO I MADE A THREAD IN INSANITY

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FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
 
THEN SUCK ON MY TOE

















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I'LL PAY.
 
But.... but....
 
buttsecs>? Oh, god why did I post here.

I Need a fucking job as well.
 
You can both take my job of caring for mom while I go to school to get a future.

Just don't bring TK. I don't want fur on my hardwood floors.
 
I'M NOT A FURRY! DAMMIT!

I'M HUMAN!


.... OR I'M A KITSUNE.
 
it doesn't matter if you are not a furry if the outside world perceives you as one.

In other news...


SUCK!








MY...























Malteser...
 
*wonders why he is even making a reply here. or even reading this thread for that matter*

Maybe I need to see a psychiatrist....
 
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I'm so cool, you know I am.











































Cuz I have green eyes.






































and I'm really really pale, but I can naturally get really really tan. Cuz I'm cool.


















OOOOOOOH, by the way, stuffs.
 
YOU WANT LONG I'LL SHOW -YOU- LONG

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SERIOUSLY CUT THAT OUT
 
BUT IT'S SO FUN!
 
Ok that's it....*Fires up the booze raider and blasts everyone with the Beercannon*
 
YOU HAVE TO CROSS THE SEA OF FIREY CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS AND MAKE YOUR WAY TO DALLAS.

Then find "Hairy Hines" I'll be the pro called "Murrstress".
 
lololololololololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and behold fothermuckers.

*WMD draws a giant flamethrower out of his pocket*

its time to scurge and purge.

my laptop of malware.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



































































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BITCH!