I'M HYPER, AND BORED AND OUT OF CONTROL

YOU HAVE TO CROSS THE SEA OF FIREY CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS AND MAKE YOUR WAY TO DALLAS.

Then find "Hairy Hines" I'll be the pro called "Murrstress".

Interesting. I'll have to wear hundreds of American flags.... Or find a decent distraction.

*Staples the USSR flag on WMD'S butt and ships him off to Texas to reenact the Alamo*
 
NO, JOSEPH CARTER JONES.

NO YOU DON'T.

Funny how Japan is all the suddenly 100% American....

*Staples an American flag to Pao's butt and ships him off to Iran.*
 
....Wait, whut?
 
-Is strapped to a nuclear missile sent to RORY-

PAOROU ACKBAR
 
This ain't gonna end well...
 
.........Whut
 
*A vindicare assassin puts a turbo-penetrator round into Pao's bare ass*

Ahh the assassins have arrived....this accelerates things.
 
Your ass has just been turbo-penetrated from a mile and a half away...how do you feel.
 
Actually, how do YOU feel, GMK? After having PENETRATED PAOROU'S ASS?


IMPLYING IMPLICATIONS.