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We're pretty sure that most of the time he has NO IDEA what he's doing.
 
"She stinks!"

Except I'm pretty sure that's not what happened.

The fact that this thread exists makes me burst out in giggles.
 
"She acts really annoyingly cheerful all the time. And she's really affectionate. But if you put up with it, she greets all the newbies."
 
"We're sorry. We tried keeping him away but he found out somehow and we're sorry. Try to pass him off to someone else like we did... wait, I mean..."