/me looks at her Iwaku profile
so, translate that into a character sheet?
I'm a little buzzzed, but can-do, good buddy!
General
Full Name : Natalie NicetrybutI'mnetsafe
Aliases/Nicknames : Hoo boy; this one could take a while:
Mini
Minibitty
Minibits
Minibitz
The Bitz
Bit of mini
Megabit
Gigabit
Minibutt
Minitits
Minibitch
Mini Bunches of Oats
Minigal
Minigirl
Minibyte
Meanybit
Dirtybit
Mini Bite
Mini-Itty-Bitty
Miniboot
Minibooty
MiniKitty
Mini meany miney moe
Drunkenbit
minbin
bouncybit
Busybit
Armourbit
Kareokebit
Canadibit
Tinybit
Minibuzz
Dawnbit
Freakybit
Title(s) : Can I include former titles like the staff department banners? I kinda miss those
Head of Worldbuilding
Institute professor
Content moderator
Preferred Name : Mini
Age/Date of Birth : Dec 9, 1990
Sex : Femme de Fatale
Sexual Orientation : dickfan
Race : Hoomin
Voice : uh, audible? I don't know, if we're talking about tenor I think I'm an alto?
Languages Spoken : English; fragments of French and Japanese but not enough to carry on a conversation. Moderately fluent Elvish :P
Occupation: Barista
Appearance
Facial Structure : My face is generally pretty average; I've got a heart-shaped face, a little bump on my chin, a dimple in my left cheek, kinda thick eyebrows (Hurray tweezers!) medium nose, medium cheekbones, medium basically everything else
Body Structure : there's separate spots for height and weight so... idk, I guess I'm pretty proportional? I've been told I have long legs. and I KNOW my arms are at least a little long because I can never find long sleeve shirts that satisfy 1) reaching all the way to my hands and 2) fitting around my torso nicely. I always have to settle for baggy/loose shirts if the sleeves are long because I have to buy a size up. I swear I'm a medium around the middle and a large in every other direction
Eye Color : Brown
Hair Color : Dark brown! the same colour as dark chocolate :P
Height : 5'10"
Weight : I haven't stepped on a scale in over five years. No fucking clue. I have a bit of a muffin top and not a lot of muscle, but I'm not a plus-size or anything, and I can wear a midriff if I watch my posture.
Skin Tone : Caucasian, but I tan nicely.
WELL
I USUALLY TAN NICELY
my body decided this year that I get sunburns now.
(did I mention I'm a little drunk? this profile might be slightly messy.)
Scars : Lots of tiny stupid little nicks on my hands that don't even have good stories.
Tattoos : None, but I love them. If I ever have anything significant enough to me that I want it on my skin forever, I'll get one for sure :P
Piercings : Seven in my left ear! Six more to go until I get my thirteen (not unlucky because at that point I'll have both my lobes redone so it's 14 on both ears, 13 on one, 1 on the other)
Marks : Marks? like blemishes and stuff? There's a weird brown spot on my left pinky that used to be dark when I was a kid that has faded as I grew up. I've got a similar little spot on my chest! And noooo you can't see pics ;P)
Style : These are really vague questions. My style varies by my mood! I enjoy coordinating my outfits and makeup and stuff, but I'm not terribly fancy; if it's not comfy, I don't wear it. (/me would like to take a moment to point out that she can still use semicolons correctly whilst mildly hammered. And in case you're wondering about the progression of buzzed -> drunk -> hammered, yes I continued drinking after starting.)
Um, lessee. I don't own any heels, most of my clothes are black because I like how it looks on me and it goes with everything. Most of my jewelery is like, pendant-and-cord stuff because I don't own enough fancy clothes to warrant fancy jewellery. Ooh and I love twirly skirts! Oh and I wear glasses. The frames are old AF. I need new ones. I'm thinking like a steely blue shade.
*Outfit one : Blue jeans, mismatched socks, comfortable t-shirt, big fuzzy hoodie. Ponytail, side-bangs pinned, no makeup, bangs straightened, eyelashes curled
*Outfit Two : Red sundress with xtra twirly skirt. Silver infinity symbol necklace, full hoface with red lipstick and neutral eyeshadow
*Outfit Three : Slacks, black shirt, black apron, runners, necklace, basic makeup (sparkly if it's christmas. I always sparkle over the holidays) (this is my work uniform btw)
*Is optional, you do not have to fill these out. If you do, just provide an example or a description.
I GOT THIS FAR
Personality
Five Good Traits : Oooh! I started a thread on this! I got this guys, I got this >=3
- I always try to use positive language and also not to complain a lot!
- I can deliver some really good zingers when I'm doing well :P
- I'm a perfectionist with a lot of attention to detail
- I am adventurous and love to try new things!
- I have this thing where whenever I see something I like I compliment it. I call out cute outfits, well-done makeup, adorable pets, choice of order, good dance moves, good taste in books/movies/whatever...
Five Bad Traits : This one's gonna be way too easy
- I am impulsive, sarcastic, and mouthy. It is NOT A GOOD COMBO and I often say things that I could have worded better, or should not have worded at all
- I do this thing where I get hooked on something and talk about nothing else for long periods of time O.O
- Because of my perfectionism, I can be really critical. I'm good at keeping this in check on a good day, but if I'm in a rotten mood already....
- I am so proud omg you have no idea. I HATE asking for help. If it's at all possible, I'd rather just straight up not do something than have to get help with it. if I do absolutely have to ask for help, the person helping is in for an unpleasant experience >.< Used to drive my bf crazy; I hated letting him do stuff for me.
- I'm cheap. I blame my dutch roots. if I can skim a penny, I will.
- I'm kinda anal about recycling/being eco-conscious
- I can't follow simple directions like 'name five things'
Ideals/beliefs : regarding what? O.O
Ah fuck it. I'll list as many as I can think of
Religious: Agnostic
Political: Juris Naturalist
I'm also a feminist/egalitarian
I can't think of many beliefs I hold that have a label =3=
Details : Details on what? D8 THESE ARE REALLY UNSPECIFIC QUESTIONS
Quirks : idk, I think I probably have a lot, but the thing is that quirks tend to seem normal to the person who has them, so it's hard to identify your own. Some of the words and sayings I use I've been told are kinda specific to me (at least in my social circle. Like greeting people with 'sup' and an upward chin jerk, referring to really large amounts of things as a 'metric shit-ton', oh and I love really offensive humour. My punchline is your reaction!
Hobbies : Oh! Lots! I like to roleplay (obvs to bobs) and play RPG videogames and pokemon, and I like to write fanfic and original stories, and I like to draw and sew and paint and do crafts, and I like to decorage houses (unpacking is the bomb!) and I like to go walking, and I like to read, and I like building forts and trying different outfits/makeup faces. (part of me is still secretly six)
Interests :
Likes I LIKE LOTS OF STUFF woah the formatting is off ok that's better. Am I really supposed to list all the stuff I like? Cause that's gonna take a while. I'm going to give myself two minutes to type all the things I like; here I go!
- fuzzy stuff
- this sweater
- Friends
- Chandler Bing from Friends
- Blueberry tea because why does amaretto, gran marnier and orange pekoe tea taste like blueberries itsl ike what o right time limit
- sewing stuff
- farmers markets
- chocolate
- cheesecake
- chocolate cheesecake
- chocolate cherry cheesecake
- pokemon
- Umbreon
- sleeping in
- being warm
- hugs
- twirly skirts
- thesauruses
- tips
- Zelda
- Final Fantasy
- Anime
- Videogames
- Avalon Code
- fancy fingernails patterns
- rare steaks
- caramel
- leather
- taking the bus
- walking places
- getting my hair cut (specifically the part where they wash and brush your hair for you. OMG.
- cowboys
- Amaretto
- Kirby's Air Ride
- MY FWENDS
- Lucky star
Dislikes oooh lotsa stuff. But I'll try and keep it to stuff that REALLY irks me
- the sight of a top that is strapless with a bra that is not. just. . . no.
- My hands. See the bit about scars up there
- SOLF J KIMBLEE THE CRIMSON ALCHEMIST THAT FUCK
- The photo at the end of FMA that strikes my Royed ship against the Edry rocks
- high heels
- OH, MISDREAVUS. FUCK MISDREAVUS
- the name Nevaeh (srsly? don't name your kid this and expect them not to become a stripper)
Relationships
Father : YUP GOT ONE OF THOSE oh you meant like how's our relationship. Well he's a trucking man, so when I was a kid he was home once, maybe twice a month for a couple days at a time and he didn't exactly spend the days playing with us kids. Having dad home was like having company; we had to clean up and have a proper meat-and-taters dinner, and we had to play nicely and keep it down and if he was home on a sunday the whole house sounded like NASCAR. I like my dad, and I love him, but idk, I mostly know him from mom talking about him, even now that he's home more. Father's day cards are really hard for me to write.
Mother : I, like many people of the daughter-type persuasion, have a love-hate relationship with my mom. She's my hero and my first best friend, and she's very talented adn strong and taught me a lot and she's really fun, but.... she's aslo prejudiced and a fundie and closed minded and really negative and acts like a moody teenager sometimes and sheltered me so much as a kid that I had almost NOTHING in common with any other kids I met and therefore had no friends >=(
Sisters : I HAVE TWO! They're both older than me. One is a really athletic pole dancer who teaches dance and fitness and is really talented and a social butterfly and took me out drinking on my 19th and taught me how to do my makeup and shoot tequila, and the other took me to every lord of the rings movie and afterwords taught me elvish, and also got me into Dragonlance and the Wheel of Time and taught me how to dance and told me that if you can hear yourself singing, THE MUSIC IS NOT LOUD ENOUGH
Brothers : I have a baby brother! He is in the Canadian Armed Forces and looks super handsome in his uniform but back off ladies, he's still my baby brother and I still remember when his hair was in ringlets and he was learning to read! He's a sarcastic troll and is super duper smart. He's three years younger than me but did the same level of schoolwork as me (we were both homeschooled k-12) and got into college early and was top of his classes
Grandparents : My oma died last summer :( She had pretty bad alzheimers. I saw her a couple months before, we were chatting to her, and I complimented her nails I said "your nails are very pretty Oma, I like them" and she looked up and there was this moment of clarity where it was like she was actually *there* and she said "Are they pretty?" and then she was gone again :( She tripped and broke her hip and died in hospital later that summer. My Opa is still around though, but he's getting up there :/
On my dad's side I only have a gramma, but she's an awesome gramma! She survived my mean drunk dead grampa andy, and she's active and always learning new stuff and she does bookkeeping for her friends and she texts and does facebook and has an ipod and when I was a kid she always brought gummy worms and treated us to McDonalds 8D
Uncles : oh boy we're doing extended family? I have a big one D8
Mom's side: Uncle Luke, Uncle John, Uncle Bill, Uncle Richard, Uncle Steve, Uncle Dave
Dad's side: Uncle Dale
Aunts :
Mom's side: Auntie Nell, Auntie Roelien, Auntie Deb, Auntie Susan, Auntie Patricia
Dad's side: Auntie Laurie, Auntie Robyn
Cousins : OMG SO MANY
Lil Rachel, Laura, Eric, Cheryl, Ryan, Big Rachel, Steven, Adam, Daniel, Sophia, Kimberley, Samantha, Michael, Kevin, Rosanna, Lecia, Jenny, Nicole
Strengths
arsenal : what like weapons?
. . . a frying pan. And a flatiron. and I have some belts and scarves that could serve as strangling tools in a pinch
abilities : I can do lotsa stuff! But I'll list the stuff I have relatively decent skill at
- Sewing
- Grammar/English skillz
- organization
- sales queen
- seeing the bright side
- baking
- cake decorating
- drawing
- raising awesome pokemon
- my superpower is that my hair always looks on point
- Editing writing
- finding ways to reuse stuff
Physical : Physical strengths? I can walk a long way, but I'm not an athletic person :(
Mental: I'm not good at on-the-spot stuff, but given time to prepare I'm pretty okay at making things simple in explanations. Oh and I'm really good at justifying stuff that probably isn't actually the best decision. Does that count? #applepieistotallyabreakfastfood
Weaknesses
Fears : I DISLIKE SPIDERS. I wouldn't say I'm AFRAID of them, but I do a have a tendancy to squeak when I see one. I also don't like speed or being up high on an unstable surface.
Physical : I'm not very athletic :( I'm not bendy either.
Mental :
I'm not good at on-the-spot stuff
Misc: Ok that could literally be anything. Misc weaknesses?
Uhhhhh
I am bad at going to bed on time
I am bad at physical strength/flexibility things
History
Dude I am twenty-four years old i am not writing all that.