Earthlings: I was told that, in order to validate my humanity, I had to post five times... So consider this number one. Hello! I am a writer by trade, but I'm a grammar Nazi on the side (gotta supplement my "income" somehow). Roleplaying is a great way to pass the time and stir my vast cauldron of creative muck. No, you can't taste it... it's poisonous. But I'll describe to you what it tastes like through my writing, which will be displayed soon enough. Thank you for your time. Transmission Ended.