If I were an alien, I'd probe you first.

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chainmailbikini

Guest
Original poster
Earthlings:

I was told that, in order to validate my humanity, I had to post five times... So consider this number one. Hello! I am a writer by trade, but I'm a grammar Nazi on the side (gotta supplement my "income" somehow). Roleplaying is a great way to pass the time and stir my vast cauldron of creative muck. No, you can't taste it... it's poisonous. But I'll describe to you what it tastes like through my writing, which will be displayed soon enough. Thank you for your time.

Transmission Ended.
 
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Celest

Guest
Original poster
Well, hello there! We have another resident grammar nazi.
I'm glad you chose us, and I hope you enjoy your stay here.
I'm Celest. ^.^
 

Dawn

A Very Hostile Pudding
Invitation Status
, ,
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
Give-No-Fucks, Beginner, Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Transgender, Futanari, , Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Cyberpunk, Horror, Bizarre/Surrealism, Paranormal, Romance, Fantasy, Sci-fi, Supernatural, Grimdark.
You had me at "probe" :)

NO WAIT! I mean "alien"! ALIEN!
 
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Stacisaur

Guest
Original poster
Please, refrain from probing me.
Thank you.
 
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Kitti

Guest
Original poster
Hello there and welcome to Iwaku!
That's right, until you post five times, you're just a cute little pet with whom we can play.
Erm, kidding. Mostly.
I'm Kitti and it's lovely to meet you.

Since you're new here, and perhaps to help you boost that post count, I have some places that should help you get acquainted!
This is where you can sign up for the roleplays found in Modern, Scifi, Fantasy, and sometimes Mature. Generally, they will have you post a character sheet in their thread, a new sheet for each roleplay! You can also start signups for a roleplay of your own here.

This is where you can find jump in games, which typically have no sign up thread. You just start posting!

This is just scratching the surface of our site, but those are two of the most useful for roleplaying. You should certainly look around too, and see if anything else catches your fancy while you're at it!
If you need any help, please feel free to ask.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
SCREW PROBING!

BACK IN MY DAY WE JUST SLICED THE HUMANS OPEN TO SEE WHAT WAS INSIDE THEM.

DAMN THOSE HUMAN HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
I dun wanna be probed! D8 Oh gods! Oh gods!



Wait... do I get a sucker, afterwards?
 
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chainmailbikini

Guest
Original poster
Yes, you will get a sucker... but it's LIVER AND ONIONS flavoured! Mwahahahha
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
Nooo! ;__; That is the worst flavor...!
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Now you've made the administress cry.

*claps*
 
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Elyd

Guest
Original poster
So wait... you'd probe all of us at the same time first? I'm not sure how I feel about being part of the crowd. D:

Welcome to Iwaku Biki. ;D
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
YAY we must be cousins or something :D I'm an alien to ^^
Actually an alien vampire, people don't like when I don't tell me the whole truth so I'm telling you now so you won't get angry later when you hear the other to ^^
Welcome to iwaku :D
 
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Boris Airay

Guest
Original poster
Yes, you will get a sucker... but it's LIVER AND ONIONS flavoured! Mwahahahha
Welcome extraterrestrial being! I welcome you to Earth, a planet much unlike yours I bet.
Albeit we have little probe-welcoming vessels, I'm sure you're supply and shipment will be in order
-cough- if anything i'll help ya' -cough-

So yeah. Back to the quote.

I love liver & onion flavor <3!!
No, seriously I do.
I wonder why people don't like it?

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Well, you could try probing me....But my butt is actually a portal to another world. So...Unless you feel the need to travel to an alternative world, I would highly recommend not going anywhere near it. K?

ALSO HIIII.