HEY GUIZ, STORY TIME

*A knight on a horse rides in and spears Fel with a lance.*

Fie upon thee, knave!

Now go away before Ah taunt yew ae second time!
 
....

*Starts crying from the secondary wave of awesome*
 
.....

HO SHIT!
 
SERVE THE GODDESS AND SHE WILL GRANT YOU WATER AND MORE STORIES... AND COOKIES!
 
WHO IS THE GODDESS?!
 
*Throws an empty bottle at Slyen*

GETETH THE FUCK INTO THY BED, KNAVE.
 
.....

Grumps. If I tell you more of the story about the imbecile Maverick, will you make more of the story?
 
*WMD realises that maverick hasnt been on in a while due to bannings.
he also realises this matches with the improval of his own mood*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
 
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
If you want, TK, I'm drunk enough to consider that a FUCKIN' AWESOME IDEA.
 
No, no he didn't.

That's 'cos there's such a thing as being TOO EMO.
 
Grumps, I'll pm you in three hours.

...Cuz right now I'm working on a paper of how wonderful I am.
 
...AND WHERE WOULD THIS PM BE?

YOU HAVE STRANGE MEASUREMENTS OF TIME IN USA.
 
Sorry I was held up by a few things. I'll send you the pm in a couple hour
 
HIPPIES. ALL OF YOU.







*STABS SLYEN* NO GODDESS FOR YOU.