HEY GUIZ, STORY TIME

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Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
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DONATING MEMBER
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NOW GET THE FUCK INTO BED, ALL OF YOU, SO DADDY CAN GET DRUNK.
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
I read McCarthy's lines in a Scottish accent.

Am I cool now?
 
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Darkness

Guest
Someone got banned and I missed it?

Son of a bitch.

Can't you fags send me messages or something?

Someone's gotta be all like "HEHEHE BITCHES GON GET BAN'D!"
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
Seriously, we need to ban trolls more often if it means we get more stories like this.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Next time someone gets banned I want to do the voice acting.

I can do an excellent spictroll voice.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I do say, good lord, that this was quite the engaging dialogue. But, alas, you shan't call yourself my father, and instead where are the fine ales?
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
Original poster
DONATING MEMBER
*Throws a bottle of ale at Fel*

FORSOOTH.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
*Fel sips at said ale*

Aye, I said sip, I'm a connoisseur of beers.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I killed him. Yay~
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I think I just cried from the awesome.
 

Childish Grumpino

all things are nothing to me
Original poster
DONATING MEMBER
PRAISE THE ADMINS FOR THEIR BAN-HAMMERS.

NOW ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK IN BED. SERIOUSLY.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Multiple posts per day
  2. 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Advanced
  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
  5. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Snuggles up with a Desert Eagle Mk XIX and a plushie of Ryker*

Thankies for the bedtime story, Grumpys.... can I has a kiss goodnight?