HEY GUIZ, STORY TIME

[Hecatoncheires]

NOW GET THE FUCK INTO BED, ALL OF YOU, SO DADDY CAN GET DRUNK.

 

[Captain Nic]

I read McCarthy's lines in a Scottish accent.

Am I cool now?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[Necella]

That was so awesome XD

 

[Ochalla]

Ocha love story time. Can I have a drink of water...?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

NO. GET THE FUCK INTO BED.

 

[Darkness]

Someone got banned and I missed it?

Son of a bitch.

Can't you fags send me messages or something?

Someone's gotta be all like "HEHEHE BITCHES GON GET BAN'D!"

 

[Arsenal XA4]

Seriously, we need to ban trolls more often if it means we get more stories like this.

 

[Darkness]

Next time someone gets banned I want to do the voice acting.

I can do an excellent spictroll voice.

 

[Orochi]

*bans darkness*

 

[Darkness]

D:

 

[Ochalla]

But I want water!

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

I do say, good lord, that this was quite the engaging dialogue. But, alas, you shan't call yourself my father, and instead where are the fine ales?

 

[Hecatoncheires]

*Throws a bottle of ale at Fel*

FORSOOTH.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

*Fel sips at said ale*

Aye, I said sip, I'm a connoisseur of beers.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I killed him. Yay~

 

[Hydronine]

I think I just cried from the awesome.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

PRAISE THE ADMINS FOR THEIR BAN-HAMMERS.

NOW ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK IN BED. SERIOUSLY.

 

[Slyen]

Curse work and me not being able to see the story! D:

 

[Hydronine]

*Snuggles up with a Desert Eagle Mk XIX and a plushie of Ryker*

Thankies for the bedtime story, Grumpys.... can I has a kiss goodnight?