HEY GUIZ, STORY TIME

C

Captain Nic

Guest
I read McCarthy's lines in a Scottish accent.

Am I cool now?
 
D

Darkness

Guest
Someone got banned and I missed it?

Son of a bitch.

Can't you fags send me messages or something?

Someone's gotta be all like "HEHEHE BITCHES GON GET BAN'D!"
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
Seriously, we need to ban trolls more often if it means we get more stories like this.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
Next time someone gets banned I want to do the voice acting.

I can do an excellent spictroll voice.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I do say, good lord, that this was quite the engaging dialogue. But, alas, you shan't call yourself my father, and instead where are the fine ales?
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
*Fel sips at said ale*

Aye, I said sip, I'm a connoisseur of beers.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I killed him. Yay~
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
I think I just cried from the awesome.
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
Original poster
DONATING MEMBER
Invitation Status
PRAISE THE ADMINS FOR THEIR BAN-HAMMERS.

NOW ALL OF YOU GET THE FUCK IN BED. SERIOUSLY.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Snuggles up with a Desert Eagle Mk XIX and a plushie of Ryker*

Thankies for the bedtime story, Grumpys.... can I has a kiss goodnight?