Henry Story: What Happens Next Will Shock You

[Kagayours]

So, earlier today, Henry was very excited to tell me that she went on Google to look up the height difference between John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

She happily reported that John was apparently nine inches taller than Yoko. ...Apparently.

Why was she so happy to know this?

Well

it turns out

that there is also a nine-inch height difference

between

Henry

and

...

her boyfriend.

I'm sorry you all had to find out this way. :P

 

[Razilin]

So, earlier today, Henry was very excited to tell me that she went on Google to look up the height difference between John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

She happily reported that John was apparently nine inches taller than Yoko. ...Apparently.

Why was she so happy to know this?

Well

it turns out

that there is also a nine-inch height difference

between

Henry

and

...

her boyfriend.

I'm sorry you all had to find out this way. :P

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Also, you can be the Sidegirl.

OT3!!!!#


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Hey, I'm all for a Polygamous Ship! :D

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Accidental bump. Sorry.

 

[redblood]

Oh my God, there's a nine inch difference between you and Henry? :D YOU'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER KAGA.

...
With boyfriend you did mean yourself, right? :3

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Oh my God, there's a nine inch difference between you and Henry? :D YOU'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER KAGA.

...
With boyfriend you did mean yourself, right? :3

FAN SHIP ACCEPTED!

 

[Kagayours]

Oh my God, there's a nine inch difference between you and Henry? :D YOU'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER KAGA.

...
With boyfriend you did mean yourself, right? :3

FAN SHIP ACCEPTED!

BUT HOW CAN I BE SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND IF I'M NOT EVEN A BOY?

Also, holy fuck, I wish I was that tall. o_o

 

[redblood]

BUT HOW CAN I BE SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND IF I'M NOT EVEN A BOY?

Also, holy fuck, I wish I was that tall. o_o

Pff, details. Don't think too much about it and it will make soooo much sense :D

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

BUT HOW CAN I BE SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND IF I'M NOT EVEN A BOY?

How do we truly know? Do we watch what bathroom you enter? o_o

Also, holy fuck, I wish I was that tall. o_o

I thought all you women had a means to do that... At the expense of functioning feet.

 

[Kagayours]

I thought all you women had a means to do that... At the expense of functioning feet.

I'm honestly not even sure if wearing nine-inch heels is even physically possible. o_o

 

[Space Cowboy]

HENRY IS TAKEN?!


NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[Kagayours]

HENRY IS TAKEN?!


NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

SEE?

THIS

THIS IS THE RESPONSE I EXPECTED. Thank you.

 

[Space Cowboy]

I'm honestly not even sure if wearing nine-inch heels is even physically possible. o_o

Tell that to Prince.

Oh, wait...

 

[Space Cowboy]

SEE?

THIS

THIS IS THE RESPONSE I EXPECTED. Thank you.

u welcum.

<33

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I'm honestly not even sure if wearing nine-inch heels is even physically possible. o_o

They are... apparently.

 

[Kagayours]

They are... apparently.

I could go on about how my tiny feet could never bear it, but I think the price tags on those shoes present an entirely different problem. :P

 

[Space Cowboy]

I could go on about how my tiny feet could never bear it, but I think the price tags on those shoes present an entirely different problem. :P

Those ones on clearance aint too bad!

Work it, girl! ;D

*Z-snaps*

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

SEE?

THIS

THIS IS THE RESPONSE I EXPECTED. Thank you.

FORGIVE US FOR BEING MORE OPTIMISTIC! :(

I could go on about how my tiny feet could never bear it, but I think the price tags on those shoes present an entirely different problem. :P

*Looks at Prices*

Those are the like the same price for shoes I get whenever I need a new pair (Granted, it's when Dad says I need them and buys them. If it were up to me I'd be using a run down pair from years ago still with a giant hole in it).

 

[Razilin]

BUT HOW CAN I BE SOMEONE'S BOYFRIEND IF I'M NOT EVEN A BOY?

Also, holy fuck, I wish I was that tall. o_o

You know who can give a holy fuck?

Henry-chan!

#theshipsurvives

 

[Icystorm]

How do we truly know? Do we watch what bathroom you enter? o_o

Now I can't help myself..

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