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What use did the wheel have when it was just invented? Who thought about the concept of time? What were the thoughts of the very first pet?
 
What use did the wheel have when it was just invented?
Wagon, oxen-plowing.
Who thought about the concept of time?
Intrinsic to mankind, we all have a sense of time. If you're talking time as we currently track it, it starts here, I think.
What were the thoughts of the very first pet?
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We chewed sticks.

Also since sugar wasn't particularly prominent in our diet until... oh, what, the eighteenth century? Oral hygiene wasn't quite as important as it is now.

Thus why George Washington had an infamously Clive Barker nightmare fuel indused set of chompers in his mouth.
 
How awkward must taking a shower be for siamese twins?
Why are sex organs so hideous?
Are finger/toenails vestigial?
What happened to Amanda Bynes?
Were the 80s fun?
What makes traditionally frightening things (werewolves, vampires, people in dark clothing with weapons) cool?
Seriously though, is it just me or are sex organs kind of nightmarish?
 
Why are sex organs so hideous?
Perspective only. Some cultures glorify them.
Are finger/toenails vestigial?
No.
Were the 80s fun?
As fun as any other decade.
What makes traditionally frightening things (werewolves, vampires, people in dark clothing with weapons) cool?
Adrenaline releases happy chemicals and bravery is a positive trait often desired in the opposite sex.
Seriously though, is it just me or are sex organs kind of nightmarish?
I have no idea, but giant black penis monsters are awesome.
 
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What about American squeamishness? Why are Americans so freaked out by sexuality and nudity in mainstream channels? I feel like this mentality is dying out hard, though.
 
What about American squeamishness? Why are Americans so freaked out by sexuality and nudity in mainstream channels? I feel like this mentality is dying out hard, though.
Because old social rules about how civilization should be a thing. Technically every single social rule we exert on ourselves is entirely arbitrary. Some were derived from common sense. For example: Wear clothes so you won't fucking freeze to death during the winter, or having your more sensitive parts get constantly hit and torn up by plant life. It's ways that we orchestrate tribal behaviour and pass along important lessons from parent to child. "Wear clothes." "But why?!" "Because that's just how society works."

One of those ways we orchestrated sex rules goes all the way back to the era of the Roman Empire and the Catholic Church. They wanted a way to increase church influence in the lives of the everyday commoner, so they created stable family lives via monogamous marriage. However, how do you enforce marriage as being sacrosanct? Punish those who stray from it. This sounds nefarious, but for the times, it made sense: You wanted stable family units in stable villages who could create lots of food and other stuff you needed instead of killing each other over petty disputes about who banged the most waifus. They further cemented it by the idea of making your body sacred and your sex parts--and your compulsion to have sex--tied to sin. It required specific kinds of blessings and the like in order for it to go from a sinful compulsion to a holy act of love--marriage. Who controlled marriage? The church did.

Now carry this mentality over several hundred years, and it becomes ingrained as a societal norm. "Why do we get married?" "Because that's just how things work." "Why is love monogamous?" "Because that's just how things work." Now, let's take a glance at early colonial history in the Americas. What was a big thing? The four great awakenings. America and religion are inexorably tied at the hip not in law, but in culture--along with most of western civilization. Some of these carry-overs included ideas about how and why sex should be a thing. It should be no great coincidence to you that some of the most ardent and strict fighters against positive sexual imagery or sexual imagery in general--such as pornography, or adult art--are some of the most conservative Christians you can meet. If you think you're awkward about sex, try the Catholic Church, that still takes a negative view about the usage of condoms, and believes in abstinence only education.

Hmm... Abstinence only education... Where have I heard this before... :ferret:

tl;dr: Arguments of morals aside (because you can legitimately argue it either way), you can trace the sex-negative ideas of western culture in general back to the late Roman Empire and the Catholic Church. They made for excellent control mechanisms and ways of breaking clans into smaller family units, that went from being dependent on a tribe to being dependent on a more unifying factor--religion. Fast forward to the heavily religious charged America and it shouldn't be much of a surprise that the prevailing mentality of millions of people is still very similar to that of the root culture they grew up in--part of which is religious in nature (Christian specifically), which has always had a traditionally negative view of sex and the naked human body.
 
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What would happen if a long-lost page was discovered for any major religious text i.e. the Bible or Qur'an, with the words 'All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.' on it?

What in the living Hell is the point of wasps (or as my friend calls them, the 'Sperm of Satan')?

Who was the first person to use a chair?

Why is it that the standard portrayal of aliens depicts them as supreme masters of technology and space travel, but totally incapable of tailoring a pair of trousers?
 
What would happen if a long-lost page was discovered for any major religious text i.e. the Bible or Qur'an, with the words 'All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.' on it?
It would be dismissed as a fabrication and/or Satan trying to lure people into sin. This isn't even a guess, it's exactly what has happened every time things are discovered related to one of those holy books that contradicts the modern beliefs. See the Dead Sea Scrolls and religious reactions to their controversial contents for an example.
 
Most of my ponderings like this involve food.

Who thought it was a good idea to pull mushrooms up out of the ground (many varieties of which are poisonous) and fucking eat them?

Who decided that the odd-smelling layer of hardened milk that results from boiling it could be eaten and used as cheese?

On that note, who the hell decided it would be a good idea to let milk and/or cheese spoil to create yogurt and cottage cheese?

Why is spicy food a thing? I mean I love spiciness, but who was like "oh man, this makes my mouth burn, I should have more of it"?
 
Why is it I can drag my mouse off screen downward or to the right but not upward or to the left?
 
Why is it I can drag my mouse off screen downward or to the right but not upward or to the left?
Because your monitor is physically embedded into the bottom and the right side of your screen. The factory it's built in places the top and left pieces of plastic on after the screen is put into place. :ferret:
 
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Why is it I can drag my mouse off screen downward or to the right but not upward or to the left?
Because your monitor is physically embedded into the bottom and the right side of your screen. The factory it's built in places the top and left pieces of plastic on after the screen is put into place. :ferret:
Actually, you can't drag your mouse off the screen, it's entirely a matter of graphical shenanigans that make it only look like that's the case. Pull it all the way to the bottom and move it around and you should see a tiny dot moving along the bottom of the screen, and as it moves over taskbar icons and such it will highlight them because it's still touching them. You can do the same to the right side of your screen, and depending on what your cursor looks like you might have a little line moving around or just a dot again.

The trick to it is that only the very tip of your cursor matters. Try to click something with the body of your cursor sitting on top of it but the point just out of the clickable area and you can see what I mean. That's where all the action happens, and it cannot leave the screen. Because the graphic for the cursor is an arrow that goes down and to the right from this point, this means dragging your cursor to the right or bottom edge of the screen will leave said graphic mostly out of view. It's a simple visual trick, not the cursor actually leaving the screen.
 
Why isn't a Unicorn called a Unihorn?
 
Who looked at a blowfish, essentially a sack of deadly poison, and thought it might taste good if prepared correctly?

Who was brave/stupid/desperate enough to try it first?
 
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Why isn't a Unicorn called a Unihorn?
Because mixing straight Latin with modern derivatives is silly. The word unicorn is Latin in origin, "uni-" prefix meaning one and "cornus" being a Latin word for horn. If you want to translate it into modern English then the whole thing should be converted into Onehorn, not Unihorn.
 
Who looked at a blowfish, essentially a sack of deadly poison, and thought it might taste good if prepared correctly?

Who was brave/stupid/desperate enough to try it first?
Someone who was desperately hungry, figured out which parts of the fish were poisonous (through watching his buddies die via eating it), and came to the realization that he could eat the rest of it if the poisonous bits were sliced out. Combine with the classic "are you man enough for the challenge" mentality and bam, there you go. I mean, some deranged fucks in Italy discovered (presumably through trial and error also) that not only can you leave milk out to become cheese, but if you leave it out long enough that maggots infest it, you can still eat it. Now it's a cultural delicacy in Sicily.

tl;dr: Humans are fucking weird and eat anything they can. If they can't eat it raw, they'll find a way to cook it so they can eat it.
 
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