Happy Cleavage Day!

All bewbeez is good bewbeez.

I'mma go take pitchas now :D I wanna join to bewbee club.
 
YES, JOIN US
 
To all the jokes that have happened within the past quickfire of an hour...

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THIS THREAD IS SEXIST.

WHERE ARE THE MAN CLEAVAGE SHOTS.


I WILL NOT APPROVE OF THIS DAY WITHOUT MAN CLEAVAGE.
 
Thank you Hunter.


Now Diana wants Iwaku-Man breasts.


NOW. >:[


OR NO MORE WOMEN WILL POST THEIR CLEAVAGE.
 
Kind of a coincidence, since the Duke Ball happened at my school last night for the Renn. Club, and it was open to everyone to join in.
But..
CORSETS = HUGE CLEAVAGE.
So I saw this when I was at my gaming night, and was like PFFFFT. SHOULDN'T OPEN, MIGHT HAVE BOOBS.
Soyeah.
But.
Lots of cleavage last night from the Renn. garb. O ^O scared me.

ON ANOTHER NOTE:
STACI IS GONNA JOIN RENN. CLUB NEXT YEAR.
AND JOIN THE PIRATE FACTION.
I already was recruited last night by friends, and they need pirates.
So.
BE READY, 2012-2013. >:D
 
Maybe when I get home later, after I do my hair and make it pretty, I'll lace up my corset for you folks... >.>
 
<,< I have a corset- but it's held in a house where a girl would sooner let me be pried from her cold dead hands, then hand me it.

Take heed, people, this is why threesomes are rarely done, save for porn. You make an agreement, you swear and oath, and in the end, you get screwed in more ways than one- unpleasantly.
 
I want to wear a corset.
Tis also why I am joining ren club for next year.
WANNA DRESS UP.

Cept.
I dunno how to do voices.
Mebbe they'll help me.
I think I'll turn out to be the innocent pirate. Most people in person always say I'm that nice, adorable girl.
So.
That being a pirate?
NO ONE WILL SEE IT COMING.

I joked last night to my friend who was dressed for wenching that my chest prob won't have any effect on a corset.
And she was like, she's a big black woman btw,
"HONEY. EVEN MEN CAN HAVE CLEAVAGE IN A CORSET. YOU GON' HAVE NO PROBLEM."

<3
well.
yay hope. xD
 
Just... be prepared for all your internal organs to each move into your chest, or below your stomach. Take deep breaths, because your rib cage can no longer allow for as much movement for the diaphragm.
 
Okay guys, let's do this.

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.... Ok, I didn't expect that at all. SHIT, ASMO! HOW DID YOU.... WHEN DID YOU.... 0.0

HE WINS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WINS, BUT HE WINS!