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I can cant complain......
*walks out the convo slowly and trips onto a cabbage cart*

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I was just being a massive fucking ham. XD

Though my agreement to be the tenth nail is still very real. :3
 
*Stares angrily at the men*

Ok, now I'm angry. YOU GUYS ARE COMPARING OUR BEWBS! AND LOOKING AT THEM AND WANTING MORE! ONLY A FRACTION PAYS US BACK!

I want more guy chests, or I want to join the guy's club T.T. CAN'T COMPARE BEWBS WITHOUT MEEEEE. I like those talks. Meanies, leaving me out.

Also, it makes me feel too exposed...

You guys kinda...

I...

*Rolls up sleeves*

I ain't trying to get serious here, but that shit don't fly well with me. Do that on skype or other shit, talk to us directly.

T.T

Seriously, the worst that the girls club has is "Guys we'd like to see in dresses"

*goes and stares in the mirror and analyzes her bewbs*

...

I feel too exposed.
 
I cant jump into a dress becuse my belly is to big

*Stares down*

you might beable to see my moobs if *Starts punching the laptop* MY DAM LAPTOP CAMRA WORKED!
 
Ok, that right there made me happy!

Thank you Ed!
 
*Dramatic pose with a dumbs up*
no problem!
*Computer screen turns blue*
MOTHER FU#$%!!!!
*KICKS screen*
 
In lieu of me shirtless, you get a picture of my pierced nipple.

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OK NOW WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE! THANK YOU COTILLION!
 
THAT'S ALL WE WANT! We just want some pay back! NIPPLES ARE AWESOME!
 
*looks around at the thread carnage*

I am SO happy I slept through this.

*slips out quietly*
 
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I lost a bet and had to upload this.
I did, however, get my opponent to agree to the condition that I do not specify who is the owner of this chest, and the photographer is also entitled to anonymity.
But take my word for it, this is NOT some image I pulled off the web. This is in my private Photobucket album.
And it's going to stay there. Buried forever. Just looking at this makes me want to throw up.
I'm not a pervert, I'm just doing my bit for the men of Iwaku.
 
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Okay, it's not YOUR man chest, but I will count it as acceptable!


...I lost count, how many more menly chest do we need?
 
Okay, it's not YOUR man chest, but I will count it as acceptable!
Not to sound rude, but I don't think posting a picture of my bare chest is a good idea. I'm not even old enough to (legally) drink cider, heh.

...I lost count, how many more menly chest do we need?
NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATHS
 
Coti is that as nipple ring? O_o I though purple nurples were bad.
 
I guess I will post one. -le sigh-

Disclaimer: I am hairy, pale from wearing t-shirts nonstop, and I am not 'in shape.' So if you don't like it, go blind, lose your lunch, or any other result. it is not my problem :P

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*Claps* Thank you!