Give me your best pickup lines

[MiharuAya]

Please give me your cheesiest and cringiest pickup lines

 

[Fluffy]

"Cheesy" pickup lines, you say? x3

I'm a Kraft Single ready to mingle, baybeeee~

 

[Manna Beast]

"Are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you," wink wonk, finger guns

 

[Lyrikai]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

 

[Blizzard767]

Did you know you can burn from 5-26 calories per minute by passionate kissing?......Sooo you wanna work out?

 

[Blue]

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line."

"They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?"

"Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet."

 

[Nemopedia]

"Keep the change, I want to exchange them for your thoughts."

"I'm here to steal your soul."

 

[rissa]

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

 

[Manna Beast]

My husband gave me his so here you all go;

"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

 

[Diana]

HEY, DO YOU WASH THOSE PANTS IN WINDEX, CAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM >:3

 

[Desgonia]

Im not an alien but ill abduct you anyway.

 

[rissa]

Im not an alien but ill abduct you anyway.

ty this made me cackle so hard, i needed that!!!

 

[Nebulous]

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print"

 

[Desgonia]

Hey Babe I'm an astronaut wanna polish my rocket?

 

[Ravenwing778]

Cheesy?
"Hey...You look Swiss, what's your name? Brie?...Sexy. I'm 'Monterey Jack'. If you want to come home with me and get some cream cheese, this is the Whey! Wait, Wait...where are you going? No need to be Bleu! I'm not a Munster! I'm even Gouda in bed!"

 

[Sapphire Moon]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

[Fluffy]

*rolls dice* Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue. ;D