Gifts for Ryker

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*Stares, sobering up, covered in Corvus' blood*

....HEY! LOOK! I'M A TAMPON!

*Points to anyone besides Ryker if they get the reference*
 
-respawns, dragging off a pointing TK ta throw her in a shower-
 
Darkness said:
I do believe the perfect gift for a man like Ryker would be a woman dressed up as that chick that gives you your debriefings in Red Alert 3, russian accent and everything.
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To be honest I'm more particular to the chick that played Tanya Adams in the first Red Alert.

I recently found out she was a Cirque preformer. How Westwood Studios managed to snag her from that is beyond me.
 
....Wow...
 
Where the hell is Arsenal? Saaaaaaaam!

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*Sam/Arsenal appears, striking Chaos down with a 1950 Ford Mercury.*

I'll take the Asian woman for my purposes, thank you.

I have my hands full as it is with Julez any way.
 
SHE THAT BIG?


OH YEAH.

I WENT THERE.

JUST YOU TRY AND BLOW ME UP, I DON'T CARE MAN.

I. DON'T. CARE.
 
*Sodomizes Darkness with Darkness.*

Because I can break the laws of physics.
 
Owwww. Ok. Seriously.... You hurt my feelings there, I don't know how even, because I'm not even close to fat....

*Whimpers and shoves Darkness off a cliff*

The hell did I do to deserve to be called that...

I LOVE YOU JESS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
*running past holding a tray full of drinks and wearing a waiters unifrom, WMD throws a slab of beer at Ryker*

EEEENJOOOOH
 
'ere ya go, Mr. Arsenal, sir!

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