Gifts for Ryker

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
*Stares, sobering up, covered in Corvus' blood*

....HEY! LOOK! I'M A TAMPON!

*Points to anyone besides Ryker if they get the reference*
 
C

Corvus Corax

Guest
-respawns, dragging off a pointing TK ta throw her in a shower-
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
I do believe the perfect gift for a man like Ryker would be a woman dressed up as that chick that gives you your debriefings in Red Alert 3, russian accent and everything.
To be honest I'm more particular to the chick that played Tanya Adams in the first Red Alert.

I recently found out she was a Cirque preformer. How Westwood Studios managed to snag her from that is beyond me.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
*Sam/Arsenal appears, striking Chaos down with a 1950 Ford Mercury.*

I'll take the Asian woman for my purposes, thank you.

I have my hands full as it is with Julez any way.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
SHE THAT BIG?


OH YEAH.

I WENT THERE.

JUST YOU TRY AND BLOW ME UP, I DON'T CARE MAN.

I. DON'T. CARE.
 
A

Arsenal XA4

Guest
*Sodomizes Darkness with Darkness.*

Because I can break the laws of physics.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
Owwww. Ok. Seriously.... You hurt my feelings there, I don't know how even, because I'm not even close to fat....

*Whimpers and shoves Darkness off a cliff*

The hell did I do to deserve to be called that...

I LOVE YOU JESS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 
W

Warmaster Death

Guest
*running past holding a tray full of drinks and wearing a waiters unifrom, WMD throws a slab of beer at Ryker*

EEEENJOOOOH
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
'ere ya go, Mr. Arsenal, sir!

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