Gifts for Ryker
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WHERE'S THE DAMNED CAKE! AND WHY AREN'T THE ANTI-RICK-ROLL'ED SPELL BANNERS NOT UP YET?! AND WHERE ARE THE DAMNED HOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEERS!
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Corvus Corax
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-runs into the thread- Someone said hookers...where...!
Oh...It was TK! Are you doing favors in the gutter again?
-hands a army of flesh eating mutant blueberries to Ryker- Happy birthday!
Oh...It was TK! Are you doing favors in the gutter again?
-hands a army of flesh eating mutant blueberries to Ryker- Happy birthday!
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YAY!
*Snuggles Cor*
The stripper pole is on the left of the bar in the back, in the naughty bits of the birthday party room....
*Snuggles Cor*
The stripper pole is on the left of the bar in the back, in the naughty bits of the birthday party room....
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Corvus Corax
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-drags TK with her- DANCE WOMAN. -points up at the pole then runs off ta spike the already spiked punch-
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*Whimpers and then tries to dance on the pole, effectively knocking herself in the head with it five times*
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COR! HELP ME SEXY!
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COR! HELP ME SEXY!
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*Drains the bowl, then starts giggling madly before stealing Cor's top and running away with it*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Corvus Corax
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Oh dear.... SOMEONE GET ME A TRANQ DART! -runs after TK trying to get her shirt back- TK! STOP RUNNING! GIMME MY SHIRT BACK!
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Corvus Corax
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O_O" uhh...damnit. -climbs and gets her shirt, spiraling back down with it and ending up upside down somehow- TK HELP! GEMME' DOWN FROM HERE!
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Arsenal XA4
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Ryker, if you would please...
*Ryker blows the stripper pole and Corvus away with an MGL-140 grenade launcher.*
Seriously, Ah don' git paid enough fer 'is shite.
Ryker, if you would please...
*Ryker blows the stripper pole and Corvus away with an MGL-140 grenade launcher.*
Seriously, Ah don' git paid enough fer 'is shite.
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Darkness
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I do believe the perfect gift for a man like Ryker would be a woman dressed up as that chick that gives you your debriefings in Red Alert 3, russian accent and everything.