Geek Flow Chart

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I thought lots of you would appreciate this. It made me giggle and kept me entertained for about five whole minutes. :]

Does anything on this chart apply to you?
 
That chart confuses me...

Guess I'm not geek enough to kick it.
 
I find this chart amusing as I was not exposed to D&D early in life XD
 
"Doubting the technical accuracy of this chart"
 
Short Fiction Writer.

:|
 
I'm stuck in the in an intense relationship with sci-fi loop.
 
I don't like computers...Video games...DnD...

Ohshit, that makes me like Asmo.
 
"Exposed to D&D early in life + NO = Sunlight = GIRLS"

I laughed at this.
 
Wait...So...I am supposted...But...Sunlight? Huh... I think... I am stuck that circle that keeps looping around Second Life and Chat rooms... Am I doing something wrong, you guy? Should...Should I stop and ask for directions?

*IS UNABLE TO NAVIGATE THE GEEK GRID*

What? No, I think I just need help with how to read this grid, I-

*IS ENTERNA-SHUNNED*

Guys? Come on, someone help me here! ....Anyone? ...Uh... Diana? ...Rory? ...Miru? ........Ike?

*FALLS INTO AN NEVER ENDING BLACK HOLE OF DESPAIR*

Wait, what? I was jus-WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhcurseyouunseennarratorhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
I ended up with "girls" but I suppose that's kind of right? >_>
 
"Reality pretty great Yoda is"

...

I guess that's not surprising, that I ended up there.
 
I was not exposed to D&D at a young age.
Instead it was Might and Magic.
but I still got sunlight.
Your chart is broken.
 
Doubting the validity of this.

The logical paths I went through could've either ended at Mountain Dew or NO TO FUR CONS.
 
This chart fails to show my nerddom. I wasn't introduced to D&D till I was 16... Been a nerd LONG before that.


Nobody can save you, Jinx.
 
Posting in a thread full of dorks to disrupt so much dorkiness.