Geek Flow Chart

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Fluffy

Guest
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I thought lots of you would appreciate this. It made me giggle and kept me entertained for about five whole minutes. :]

Does anything on this chart apply to you?
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
That chart confuses me...

Guess I'm not geek enough to kick it.
 
T

Tuxedo Mask

Guest
Original poster
I find this chart amusing as I was not exposed to D&D early in life XD
 
O

Ochalla

Guest
Original poster
"Doubting the technical accuracy of this chart"
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I'm stuck in the in an intense relationship with sci-fi loop.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I don't like computers...Video games...DnD...

Ohshit, that makes me like Asmo.
 
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
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"Exposed to D&D early in life + NO = Sunlight = GIRLS"

I laughed at this.
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
Wait...So...I am supposted...But...Sunlight? Huh... I think... I am stuck that circle that keeps looping around Second Life and Chat rooms... Am I doing something wrong, you guy? Should...Should I stop and ask for directions?

*IS UNABLE TO NAVIGATE THE GEEK GRID*

What? No, I think I just need help with how to read this grid, I-

*IS ENTERNA-SHUNNED*

Guys? Come on, someone help me here! ....Anyone? ...Uh... Diana? ...Rory? ...Miru? ........Ike?

*FALLS INTO AN NEVER ENDING BLACK HOLE OF DESPAIR*

Wait, what? I was jus-WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhcurseyouunseennarratorhhhhhhhhhhhh
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I ended up with "girls" but I suppose that's kind of right? >_>
 
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Fluffy

Guest
Original poster
"Reality pretty great Yoda is"

...

I guess that's not surprising, that I ended up there.
 
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Professor Crane

Guest
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I was not exposed to D&D at a young age.
Instead it was Might and Magic.
but I still got sunlight.
Your chart is broken.
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
Original poster
Doubting the validity of this.

The logical paths I went through could've either ended at Mountain Dew or NO TO FUR CONS.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
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This chart fails to show my nerddom. I wasn't introduced to D&D till I was 16... Been a nerd LONG before that.


Nobody can save you, Jinx.
 
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Darkness

Guest
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Posting in a thread full of dorks to disrupt so much dorkiness.