Geek Flow Chart

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Fluffy

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I thought lots of you would appreciate this. It made me giggle and kept me entertained for about five whole minutes. :]

Does anything on this chart apply to you?
 
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
That chart confuses me...

Guess I'm not geek enough to kick it.
 
T

Tuxedo Mask

Guest
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I find this chart amusing as I was not exposed to D&D early in life XD
 
O

Ochalla

Guest
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"Doubting the technical accuracy of this chart"
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I'm stuck in the in an intense relationship with sci-fi loop.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I don't like computers...Video games...DnD...

Ohshit, that makes me like Asmo.
 
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
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"Exposed to D&D early in life + NO = Sunlight = GIRLS"

I laughed at this.
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
Wait...So...I am supposted...But...Sunlight? Huh... I think... I am stuck that circle that keeps looping around Second Life and Chat rooms... Am I doing something wrong, you guy? Should...Should I stop and ask for directions?

*IS UNABLE TO NAVIGATE THE GEEK GRID*

What? No, I think I just need help with how to read this grid, I-

*IS ENTERNA-SHUNNED*

Guys? Come on, someone help me here! ....Anyone? ...Uh... Diana? ...Rory? ...Miru? ........Ike?

*FALLS INTO AN NEVER ENDING BLACK HOLE OF DESPAIR*

Wait, what? I was jus-WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhcurseyouunseennarratorhhhhhhhhhhhh
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Adept
  3. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I ended up with "girls" but I suppose that's kind of right? >_>
 
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Fluffy

Guest
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"Reality pretty great Yoda is"

...

I guess that's not surprising, that I ended up there.
 
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Professor Crane

Guest
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I was not exposed to D&D at a young age.
Instead it was Might and Magic.
but I still got sunlight.
Your chart is broken.
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
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Doubting the validity of this.

The logical paths I went through could've either ended at Mountain Dew or NO TO FUR CONS.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
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This chart fails to show my nerddom. I wasn't introduced to D&D till I was 16... Been a nerd LONG before that.


Nobody can save you, Jinx.
 
D

Darkness

Guest
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Posting in a thread full of dorks to disrupt so much dorkiness.