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Voices of Nerat
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Sup everyone. I'm ConstructPylons, and I like to party.
I'm not exactly new to Iwaku, having created a profile a few months ago after a friend showed me the site, but I haven't really done much with it.
UNTIL NOW!
Yes, prepare to have your mind blown away by the man who over 100%* of people say is the second coming, in terms of writing skills. Don't believe me? Well, that's because you're a jerk. But I can prove it. Feast your eyes on a sampling of pure literary magnificence.
[SPOILI]
Note that upon opening this spoiler quote, you waive any potential responsibility on the part of this company in regards to receiving any physical and/or mental harm.
Amazing, isn't it? You probably went into cardiac arrest from that little slice. It's the closest you'll ever come to hearing the voice of God, I know. Or for you Romans out there, it's the equivalent of getting hit by a lightning bolt thrown by Jupiter.
But that's not all I can do! Here's a list of other features this product has:
- User-Friendly Interface
- Extreme Meta-Sarcasm Mode
- Obscure Reference Maker
- Over 1000 built-in inappropriate hand gestures
- Open-minded parameters
- EPA approved** emission levels
- Unnecessarily Long Mildly Amusing List Generator
- Running-a-joke-into-the-ground capabilities
and more!
*Not based on any actual testing.
**Pending.
...Wait, I think I forgot what I was trying to do with this thread. Was I trying to be a pseudo internet tough guy, or was it supposed to be a fake commercial? Seems like somewhere in-between. Eh, anyways...
I hope to have some fun RPing times with you Iwaku peoples. So far it looks like a really good community for us WEIRDOS who like to roleplay. :D
-Fin!-
I'm not exactly new to Iwaku, having created a profile a few months ago after a friend showed me the site, but I haven't really done much with it.
UNTIL NOW!
Yes, prepare to have your mind blown away by the man who over 100%* of people say is the second coming, in terms of writing skills. Don't believe me? Well, that's because you're a jerk. But I can prove it. Feast your eyes on a sampling of pure literary magnificence.
[SPOILI]
[/SPOILI]"Hi," said the man.
Note that upon opening this spoiler quote, you waive any potential responsibility on the part of this company in regards to receiving any physical and/or mental harm.
Amazing, isn't it? You probably went into cardiac arrest from that little slice. It's the closest you'll ever come to hearing the voice of God, I know. Or for you Romans out there, it's the equivalent of getting hit by a lightning bolt thrown by Jupiter.
But that's not all I can do! Here's a list of other features this product has:
- User-Friendly Interface
- Extreme Meta-Sarcasm Mode
- Obscure Reference Maker
- Over 1000 built-in inappropriate hand gestures
- Open-minded parameters
- EPA approved** emission levels
- Unnecessarily Long Mildly Amusing List Generator
- Running-a-joke-into-the-ground capabilities
and more!
*Not based on any actual testing.
**Pending.
...Wait, I think I forgot what I was trying to do with this thread. Was I trying to be a pseudo internet tough guy, or was it supposed to be a fake commercial? Seems like somewhere in-between. Eh, anyways...
I hope to have some fun RPing times with you Iwaku peoples. So far it looks like a really good community for us WEIRDOS who like to roleplay. :D
-Fin!-