firejay's Lap Dance

Who should I give it to?

  • Pahn

    Votes: 4 7.5%

  • Sir Basil

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Kitti

    Votes: 5 9.4%

  • The Mood is Write

    Votes: 9 17.0%

  • Grumpy

    Votes: 9 17.0%

  • Turtle

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Xnijmai

    Votes: 2 3.8%

  • This list is disturbing

    Votes: 17 32.1%

  • Other (Suggest below)

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Nemopedia

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Nav

    Votes: 2 3.8%

  • kimsim12

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Touch of Insanity

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • Total voters
    53
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I hate all of you.

And I don't know who cares enough to vote in this poll, but I'm gonna put up a list of people I'd be willing to give a lap dance to for the punishment I get because you all reached 3k. You may also suggest someone. JUSSAYING DOH. The final decision will be mine, and if you all pick Jorick, I'll go with it, but it'll never happen, cause we're probably never meeting IRL. Cause we're both uber shy nerds, and Jorick's even more paranoid than I am. SO DON'T PICK JORICK.
 
Is "Other: All of the above" an option? :P
 
No. One person only. S'why I gave y'all only one vote.
 
I had no idea that I would be on this listing but now I feel obligated to vote for myself. I hope firejay likes the cold.
 
*firejay. I put random names of ppl who might be okay with it and who I would be okay with giving a lap dance. Just whoever came first to mind. So ppl should feel free to suggest others. Dx
 
*sits quietly thanking gods she's not on the list*
 
I suggest IceQueen because the post about being thankful for not being on the list was clearly a ruse.
 
*aggressively wiggles eyebrows*
 
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Jorick said:
I suggest IceQueen because the post about being thankful for not being on the list was clearly a ruse.
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Seconding this. Other > IceQueen
 
What is happening, and can i please be exempt?
 
IceQueen and Minerva are both exempt. As is Seiji.
 
*laughs maniaclly* FUCK YEAH

*mostly just wanted to meet jay and huggles*
 
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I feel like I should be drawing curtains so you guys don't upset the newbies.
 
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Lol. Let them be upset. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DO FOR THEM.

kimmie you're not exempt, no. Cause you offered in the first place and by the time I ever meet any of you you'll no longer be a minor.
 
firejay1 said:
Lol. Let them be upset. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DO FOR THEM.

kimmie you're not exempt, no. Cause you offered in the first place and by the time I ever meet any of you you'll no longer be a minor.
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D:
 
I am glad "this list is disturbing" is getting the most votes, though. *also voted for "this list is disturbing"
 
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