EPIPHANY!!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Levusti, Jul 2, 2015.

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  1. I've never had pets and I still don't think I will get any for awhile.


    But guise

    I thought of the most clever, hilarious, cunning and cutest names.



    If I have pets I will name them Dipper and Massey!


    Short for Dipshit and Dumbass!


    Alternatively I will have Hattie and Ikki.

    Short for Asshat and Asslick.


    Best.
    Names.
    Ever.
     
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  2. Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Step out of the car please.
     
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  3. 3/10

    Not impressed.
     
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  4. No, best names for pets are Abomination, Failure, and Zanzibar.
     
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  5. Naw, name your dog "Cat" and your cat "Dog"

    obviously going super simplistic is the way.
     
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  6. Oh well ow, in that case. Hurtful.

    Best pet names are Meat and Airbubble. Especially Airbubble.
     
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  7. I named mine after a strong, independent black man: Virgil Tibbs.
     
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  8. You too?
     
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  9. I want to give little lap dogs big, intimidating names like; Gunther or Vlad.
     
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  10. The best name for a dog is Hitler.

    That way you can go "Heil Hitler!".
     
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  11. Is THAT how you got those scars? :o
     
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