EPIPHANY!!

[Levusti]

I've never had pets and I still don't think I will get any for awhile.


But guise

I thought of the most clever, hilarious, cunning and cutest names.



If I have pets I will name them Dipper and Massey!


Short for Dipshit and Dumbass!


Alternatively I will have Hattie and Ikki.

Short for Asshat and Asslick.


Best.
Names.
Ever.

 

[GhostJoker]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Step out of the car please.

 

[Windsong]

3/10

Not impressed.

 

[Songbird (RIP)]

No, best names for pets are Abomination, Failure, and Zanzibar.

 

[Darog]

Naw, name your dog "Cat" and your cat "Dog"

obviously going super simplistic is the way.

 

[Dipper]

Oh well ow, in that case. Hurtful.

Best pet names are Meat and Airbubble. Especially Airbubble.

 

[The Butterfly]

I named mine after a strong, independent black man: Virgil Tibbs.

 

[Windsong]

I named mine after a strong, independent black man: Virgil Tibbs.

You too?

 

[Cpt Toellner]

I want to give little lap dogs big, intimidating names like; Gunther or Vlad.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

The best name for a dog is Hitler.

That way you can go "Heil Hitler!".

 

[BKenScout]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Step out of the car please.

Is THAT how you got those scars? :o