EPIPHANY!!

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Levusti

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I've never had pets and I still don't think I will get any for awhile.


But guise

I thought of the most clever, hilarious, cunning and cutest names.



If I have pets I will name them Dipper and Massey!


Short for Dipshit and Dumbass!


Alternatively I will have Hattie and Ikki.

Short for Asshat and Asslick.


Best.
Names.
Ever.
 
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GhostJoker

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Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Step out of the car please.
 
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Arcadia

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No, best names for pets are Abomination, Failure, and Zanzibar.
 
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Darog

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Naw, name your dog "Cat" and your cat "Dog"

obviously going super simplistic is the way.
 

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Oh well ow, in that case. Hurtful.

Best pet names are Meat and Airbubble. Especially Airbubble.
 
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I named mine after a strong, independent black man: Virgil Tibbs.
 
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Cpt Toellner

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I want to give little lap dogs big, intimidating names like; Gunther or Vlad.
 

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The best name for a dog is Hitler.

That way you can go "Heil Hitler!".
 
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