EPIPHANY!!

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Levusti

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I've never had pets and I still don't think I will get any for awhile.


But guise

I thought of the most clever, hilarious, cunning and cutest names.



If I have pets I will name them Dipper and Massey!


Short for Dipshit and Dumbass!


Alternatively I will have Hattie and Ikki.

Short for Asshat and Asslick.


Best.
Names.
Ever.
 
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Sir, have you been drinking tonight? Step out of the car please.
 
No, best names for pets are Abomination, Failure, and Zanzibar.
 
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Naw, name your dog "Cat" and your cat "Dog"

obviously going super simplistic is the way.
 
Oh well ow, in that case. Hurtful.

Best pet names are Meat and Airbubble. Especially Airbubble.
 
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I named mine after a strong, independent black man: Virgil Tibbs.
 
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I want to give little lap dogs big, intimidating names like; Gunther or Vlad.
 
The best name for a dog is Hitler.

That way you can go "Heil Hitler!".
 
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