Declaration of War on Vandoosa

*puts on his flint helmet*

LETS DO THIS, YO!
 
*Drags a rock up next to Isaboo's house, and then starts headbutting it.*

Heave, HO. HEAVE, ho.

*Laughs gleefully as sparks fly towards the VERY FLAMMABLE vinyl siding*
 
YU-GI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *Tosses little pieces of cardboard onto the fire.*
 
YOU MEAN FEL FLEW INTO THAT HELICOPTER.
 
nein fagoo.

i mean that IMMA KEEL YER AWSE.

OR SUMMAT LOIK DAT!
 
So that means we can off commies off. Sweet.
 
So uh... WMD, your gas tank was liek totally open, and the spark from my neato FLINT helmet struck sparks on your choppah, causing it to explode liek in the movies and you died, I survived because of my neat flint helmet and fireproof/explosionproof clothing.
 
Except Paorou came out in the end and ate you. So you died.

Fortunately, He was put in the hospital for indigestion and lived there till his 70s. He died with three daughters. His obituary read, "Genocide cutter 1992-2002".
 
Weapons test successful.

Target zone presently being repopulated with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s in order to ease the present overpopulation in The Zone.
 
*Rises from the grave*

I FAKED MY DEATH ALL ALONG!

*Clearly rotting*
 
IT IS YOU, DEAR LAZARUS?
 
Apparently Isaboo also likes the Jonas Brothers. This is a crime against humanity.
 
We must smash him into them and use the TRIPOWAA t0o destroy all of them forever.
 
I don't really care about the Jonas Brothers.. I like Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale, Miley Cyrus, and Vanessa Huggins..
 
SEE! HE'S CLEARLY DENYING THE TRUTH. HE MUST BE SACKED.
 
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