Earphones (whole sets), needles (one time I opened this gnarly hole on the sole of my left foot, but that's not actually related), pens, parts of pens, and at one time not too long ago a children's book.
A Cookie: One of my most cherished fantasies with regards to the topic, however, is me finding a whole another world in a couch, akin to Narnia or the pillow world episode of AT (damn, I loved that episode. One of the few instances where I cried coz' of TV).