[So the rules are simple. You post a command you'd like me to do(Think of a text-based game like ZORK, but funny and more loose), and I pick one that I like and put out what happens as if it were an actual game. xD Sounds fun right? I got the idea from a hilarious Tumblr blog I saw. :P] "Uuuuu~" The adorable little kawaii being woke and shook his head. There was a large red bump and it huwt when he touched it. His huge face had two streams of tears that ran down. "Where am I?" There were tall trees all around and he was sitting on a dirt road that ran in two directions, and that was all he saw.