Come to me, Ladies of Iwaku and join the Girl's Club!

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Diana

LOOK HOW CALM SHE IS
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THE GIRL'S CLUB is for a place for us girls to hide from all the scary Iwaku boys! :D We can talk about GIRL things that tend to make all the boys cry and point mean boy fingers at us for ruining their man time.

NO BOYS are allowed, that includes you dumb boys pretending to be girls to harass boys! >:[ Only real girls and real inner girls can join the Girl's Club!

So join the GIRL's CLUB if you are a girl!
 
YAY!

*Runs around naked*

...What? It's not a naked club?

.....

Oh................

*Continues streaking across the thread*
 
*situated in a suitable hiding spot near the club with a digital camera and camcorder, a stash of food, and several other necessities to know what EXACTLY is going on*
 
>> Elena! what did mommy tell you about streaking through a thread?
 
>>....shit....um...Diana! *tugs on sleeves*...there...there...*incoherently speaks*....kilt!!!!!! xX
 
MOMMY!

*Runs towards 4got10angl*

.....Why can't I streak in threads again?

....And if I can't streak.....can I at least strip?
 
*Starts stripping*

SOME ONE! PUT A QUARTER IN MY THONG!
 
....I'd be happier if I was being paid for stripping! I'm down to the damned knickers and I haven't gotten a hoot!
 
*gives a 10 dollar bill* hehe...though I guess it's not the same coming from your mom....hmmm WHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING MY DAUGHTER MONIES YOU FIENDS!!! *tries to be scary*
 
Because I'd get pwned from three different sides if I got too close!...

...otherwise I totally would've...>.>
 
well no diana might kill someone if it turned into that....I don't know

hmmm yes it is slightly a double edged sword for you myrn ^^

*hugs her daughter*
 
GIVE ME MONEY! GIVE ME MONEY!

*Shakes her barely clothed ass*
 
*whips out a $50* ..how about a table dance... and quick before Diana comes..
 
YESSIR

*Does as asked then sticks the money in her cleavage*
 
*An AH-64G Super Apache strafes Myrn, Inky, and Soldato with cannon fire, rockets, and missiles.*

ALL YOU, GET OUT!!!

*Lockdown makes another pass, this time with a napalm bomb.*
 
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