Come to me, Ladies of Iwaku and join the Girl's Club!

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DAMMIT! NOW I HAVE NO CUSTOMERS!

*Shakes a fist at Lockdown*

I'M GOING TO THROW CATS AT YOU! FIRST CHANCE I GET!

*Takes off the thong and throws it at Lockdown in anger.....then steals someone's shirt*
 
Don't strip HERE! Strip in the club where the boys can't see!

... Or stop by one of the BOY's clubs and bring us back some cash! >:D We need some furniture!
 
*Scavenger appears.*

Did I hear someone needs cash?

Have I got a lucrative business deal for you!
 
Does it involve whoring myself out? because I'm not doing that.....at best, maybe phone s...........

*Looks around*

.....Err........What's the deal?
 
Well, there are truly pathetic guys out there who'd pay top dollar to get pictures of women like yourselves wearing as little as possible.
 
*Strips off her clothes again and frolicks*

YAY! MONEY FOR NAKED TIME!
 
Hey now, that's too much.

You wanna tease them. Make them wrack their brains as to what you're blocking.
 
*Pouts and then puts her bra and underwear back on, hands on her hips in the "Don't you go there" pose*

BETTER?!
 
Hmm...

Pull your hair in pigtails and we might have you set to tease pedophiles.
 
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*Bitchslaps Scavenger*

No

One

Messes

With

The

Hair.
 
Theres no use in opening a thread for "boys only" cause the thing is there will be no cool/interesting discussions or discussions at all. And secondly most boys will(as already happened here) end up getting their perv/sex-talk on in the ladies thread instead.

Lame.
 
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*Dances around a pole*

I'M STILL NOT GETTING PAID!

COME ON!
 
Well, fine, fine... I can't make you change your mind.

Diana, I wish you well in funding your operations.

I've got a buyer for Implosion Lenses in Iran and I'd rather not make him wait any longer.

They at least appreciate the color of money.


*Scavenger is picked up by a CH-47D Chinook.*
 
*Throws a tomato at the retreating Scavenger*

AND DON'T COME BACK!
 
What Torsty said is true..


Maybe someone should make a gay guys and trap club. So we can talk about all the hot guys too!
 
........*Hugs Lockdown*

I WANT YOU!
 
*falls through the ceiling holding a camera and had obviously been hiding in the vent*
 
0.o

T.T

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*Rips Vay apart*
 
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