CHOOSE YOUR NEW ADMIN!

*leads the Perv Enervating Nation In Sexuality, AKA P.E.N.I.S, in guerilla warfare vs Paorou country here as well!*​
 
Myrn's Sodom AND Gomorrah.
 
*Organizes the Anti Nefarious Assailant Legion (A.N.A.L.) - and leads the Suppression and Equalizing Experts (S.E.(e)X.) Chapter.*
 
*Didn't have any votes. Joins A.N.A.L.*

HAVE AT THEE!
 
No one is a match for my P.E.N.I.S, We will defeat these Iwakuan sons, and we will get A.N.A.L - S.E.X afterwards! Prepare for evasive maneuvers! We attack from behind!
 
*Crosses arms*

Did the P.E.N.I.S actually think they could penetrate the rear end of our defenses!?

Let's show them that the A.N.A.L. - S.EX. won't go down so easily!
 
Woah... wait a second... I think I have an escape clause in my contract for working for this sort... yup, here it is... um... I think I'm going to start working for my recently resurrected webmistress again!
 
Maybe, but I dunno... Can there be two of us that control Diana? Hrmmm....
 
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME! I AM A WILD STALLION!
 
AND THIS STALLION YOU CANNOT CCAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!


Also a Stallion is an unneutered male horse.
 
*Using his native american origins jumps onto Diana and tames her after playing hold on for your fucking life for 30 minutes.*

What was that?
 
*Headbutts Soldato in to the nearest river the first chance she gets.*
 
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Yeah... Diana is a very good stallion alright.
 
I am that cavalry marshall with a handlebar mustache in that animated movie about a horse.

COME ON, MUSTANG.