- Posting Speed
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- NEVER
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
RORY IS EVIL. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S MADE ME D- *Gets sacked and thrown in the back of a wagon!*
Oh, boo-whoo. You act like the time I sent you back to the 15th century to fight against witches was soooo horrible. How many knights did you have worshipping the very ground you walked on? Such a sassy puppet. You're lucky that your Master told me that I wasn't allowed to send you back to the Mesozoic to fight dinosaurs.
I VOTE HOW I WANT YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME >={
Hahahahahah. Your spunk is amusing, but alas your logic is flawed. For I am one of the bosses.