"Cat-Like Typing Detected" Needs Some Love

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Izurich

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Can I safely say that the "Cat-like typing detected" rating button is the most unused rating on Iwaku... ever? :( Why is this? :cat:

My number one theory is that people don't type like cats often enough. This must be remedied!

"Meow meow, meow?" :cat:

"Purrr~ Meow meow, meoooow... moooou, meow!" :cat:

"Meow, meow! Meow meow meow?" :cat:

"MEOW MEOW! *HISS* MEOOOOW!!" :cat:

My number two theory is that there are very few cats who browse the forums, cats also have rights to browse the internet! Bring ALL the cats! Meow meow! :cat:

Last but not least, there are not enough cat contents outside the "Show off your pet pics"-ish threads, or cat girls thread. To remedy that, here have some cat girls, Meow~ Big image, I'm not even sorry! :cat: girls are :heart:, :cat: girls are life.



Remember, guys and gals. No :cat:, no :heart:
 
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Maybe the gif should be changed to a cat?
 

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It's supposed to be a negative rating - i.e. Your typing is so bad, you must be a cat. But seriously, what kind of person wins an argument by saying "Oh yeah? Well you're a fucking cat!"?
 
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I win every argument with Well, YOU MAKE DINOSAURS.


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THERE, ARE YOU FUCKING WHINY BABIES HAPPY?!?!

I GAVE YOU ALL KITTIES! NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT! GAWD!












 

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I think I know why Cat-like has a negative connotation here on Iwaku... Behold, Izurich's Theory Corner!

1. Diana's full username is Diana Notacat, which is a suspiciously specific denial. Diana is actually a cat, not an owl, she tries desperately to cover this by making cats have a bad reputation! Source.

2. Iwaku's mascot is a bunny with Arnold Schwarzenegger's bodybuilder body and majestic bouncing ass. Rabbits are afraid of cats. Source.

3. Brovo Brovo is a Ferret, cats and ferrets don't get along!

How do I know this? Well... Let's just say, I am quite purr-fect in my awesome theories.



P.S: 3 Theories, Half-life 3 is CONFIRMED!!!
 

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Why don't we just agree that everyone here (especially Diana) is a cat.
 

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Well, cats suck... So it's a good thing that's the most unused rating on here. :thumbsup:
 
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