Butter, Chess pieces, Three guys and one chick

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Hydronine

The Murrstress
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Jinx, Mooners, Peter, and I are on skype, talking.

There's a running motif about me being a pervert with butter and attracting trouble.

Mooners is trying to battle a chess piece with random tools. It's apparently invincible. And drills don't work, but scissors do 0.o

Peter is being creepily silent.

And Jinx is making comments on everything.

YAY FOR SKYPE!
 
TK HAS A LOTTA FUCKING COINS.

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THE FUCK DO YOU SPEND IT ON?
 
Sexual favors from staff?
 
Mr. Brando knew how to put a piece of butter into good use.