Birthday Scenarios

[Mid]

I go to school with a cow because I love being naked. ;_;

 

[LunaValentine]

I watch sexy movies with a Unicorn because I needed to......errr.....all right. I suppose I at least know a Unicorn right?

 

[Greenie]

This was funny XD

I killed a mango because I'm sexy.

Sounds about right :P

 

[Icystorm]

I wanted to be a door because I needed to.

Alrighty then. Looks like I walked into one too many doors and now I want other people to suffer the same fate by becoming a door myself and forcing others to walk into me while I laugh at their pain.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Apparently shaving pigs is fabulous. Please update me on fabulousness.

 

[Rain of the Night]

I married the Moon and I am proud of it

 

[Dervish]

I watched sexy movies with a cow because I needed to.

She was so ready for milking after that.

 

[Arcadia]

I watched sexy movies with a camel because I needed to. Did I need to milk it's humps of water? >_>

 

[Diana]

I LOVE PARTYING WITH A DRAGON AND I'M PROUD OF IT BECAUSE I NEEDED TO AND I'M SEXY.

Bam.

 

[Kagayours]

I love kissing my laptop because I needed to.

Accurate.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

I can't believe "Mushroom" is an option, and not tree. #treeggered

 

[Abnormalize]

God....

I molested a camel because its my hobby.

 

[Dipper]

I molested a unicorn because I love being naked.

Well then.

 

[Rithas]

I was kidnapped by a pig because I was in love with it!?

BUT MUCKIE WE WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER!

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

I love kissing my classmates, and I'm proud of it.

Well, I don't have any classmates, so does that mean I'm proud of kissing no one? o.O

 

[FieryCold]

I molested my classmates because it's my hobby.

>_>

 

[Icy]

Oh wtf. I read the comments before checking the topic. Got a bit traumatized there.

 

[Dark_Psycho]

lmfao I Killed a Virgin Because I needed to. I died laughing lol

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I molested a cow and I do it everyday.

Gosh, such cows!

 

[Saren]

I killed a spaceship because I needed to.