Birthday Scenarios

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Mid, May 14, 2016.

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    I go to school with a cow because I love being naked. ;_;
     
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  2. I watch sexy movies with a Unicorn because I needed to......errr.....all right. I suppose I at least know a Unicorn right?
     
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  3. This was funny XD

    I killed a mango because I'm sexy.

    Sounds about right :P
     
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  4. I wanted to be a door because I needed to.

    Alrighty then. Looks like I walked into one too many doors and now I want other people to suffer the same fate by becoming a door myself and forcing others to walk into me while I laugh at their pain.
     
  5. Apparently shaving pigs is fabulous. Please update me on fabulousness.
     
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  6. I married the Moon and I am proud of it
     
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  7. I watched sexy movies with a cow because I needed to.

    She was so ready for milking after that.
     
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  8. I watched sexy movies with a camel because I needed to. Did I need to milk it's humps of water? >_>
     
  9. I LOVE PARTYING WITH A DRAGON AND I'M PROUD OF IT BECAUSE I NEEDED TO AND I'M SEXY.

    Bam.
     
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  10. I love kissing my laptop because I needed to.

    Accurate.
     
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  11. I can't believe "Mushroom" is an option, and not tree. #treeggered :tree:
     
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  12. God....

    I molested a camel because its my hobby.
     
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  13. I molested a unicorn because I love being naked.

    Well then.
     
  14. I was kidnapped by a pig because I was in love with it!?

    BUT MUCKIE WE WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER!
     
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  15. I love kissing my classmates, and I'm proud of it.

    Well, I don't have any classmates, so does that mean I'm proud of kissing no one? o.O
     
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  16. I molested my classmates because it's my hobby.

    >_>
     
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  17. Oh wtf. I read the comments before checking the topic. Got a bit traumatized there.
     
  18. lmfao I Killed a Virgin Because I needed to. I died laughing lol
     
  19. I molested a cow and I do it everyday.

    Gosh, such cows!
     
  20. I killed a spaceship because I needed to.

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