< ^ and v

^ Yes, because I want to make far far more than just cheesecake.

< Is adjusting to bachelor living.

V Will supply brotips.
 
^ Can do my best.

< Considered a "bro" to many.

v Has CHEESECAKE?
 
^Actually, yes, I do. O.o

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< made cheesecake

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^ FUCK YOU VAY! D:

< Going to WIN top posters.

V Going to help me kill Vay! >:D
 
^ Gladly

< Gets the knife

V Will hold me down as I slit my throat!
 
^ *PLOPS ON VAY*

< *TAKES THE KNIFE.*

V GET THE BLUDGEONING TOOLS.
 
^ *Fwaps* BAD DIANA!!!!

< Wants more beer

V Snuggles?
 
^ *snuggles for the Emprah!*

< Has a lovely gash on her elbow

v Wants to poke said gash >:]
 
^ o_o -Fascinated by such a gash, starts to poke at it.-

< IS SO EXCITED FOR ALT. REALITY GAMING SESSION TONIGHT AND IS GONNA BE SO TIRED AND IS ALL CAPS CUZ EXCITEDDDDDDD. >:3!!!!

V Has the sudden desire to dress up as a ballerina, and save Tokyo from the destruction of a giant Katamari ball.
 
^ Yes! Except for the ballerina part. I want to be a giant robot and then destroy the city after I save it. So maybe not so much.

< DON'T STOP BELIEVING!

v Can't stop believing?
 
^ Belief is a cruel mistress, but I bear up under her torturous attentions.

< Will believe until the day it kills him.

V Will think me a fool.
 
^ :3 You foolish fool

< Suddenly wants coffee at 2 AM

v Probably sleeps at 2 AM
 
^ I don't always sleep at 2 AM, but when I do it's on a mountain of my fallen foes.

< 2 AM and I want a beer

v IS ALWAYS ANGRY!!
 
^ Tyranid. Tastes just like free range chicken.

< Should be asleep right now.

V Sing me a lullaby?
 
^ Ahem LALALALALAAA LA ALAAAAA LAAAAAA Coughcoughhackcough

< Has allergies

V Will cure me!???
 
^ All I heed is a power drill, a buzz saw and three kilometers of duct tape.

< They the operation begin.

V Has not read Franken Fran
 
^ Nope, defs has not read Franken Fran.~ But sounds extremely amusing and fun.. o__o gimmie.

< Hit head on part of the bed/desk/lofted dorm thing, and freaked out about breaking the new scars open for two hours. 8D.

v Will do the Time-Warp again.
 
^ I don't know what that is.... Have a cookie.

< Covers ignorance by distracting everyone with food

V Will see through my cunning ploy.
 
^ Can't distract me with food!

< Does the Time Warp again "It's just a jump to the left! And a step to the right!"

V Will dance with me.